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@funkgremlin.bsky.social

a sentient coffee bean

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We may make the squeaking our ringtone

15.06.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 13352    πŸ” 2819    πŸ’¬ 877    πŸ“Œ 513

My stance towards AI slop like this has been

"If you couldn't be bothered to write it, why should I bother to read it?"

for quite some time now & I'm still waiting for someone to show me the error of my ways.

20.05.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 454    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...

09.04.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 20749    πŸ” 6288    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 77

So we’ve established vaccines are beneficial, now we’re just haggling about how often.

03.03.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6172    πŸ” 939    πŸ’¬ 520    πŸ“Œ 89
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inaccurate headline. absolutely no proof he welcomed this baby. chances that he's seen this baby longer than how many seconds i looked at the last eclipse are ~4%.

03.03.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 21699    πŸ” 1756    πŸ’¬ 974    πŸ“Œ 148
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πŸ‘‡

03.03.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 43895    πŸ” 7810    πŸ’¬ 161    πŸ“Œ 340

They’re going to kill us all

How the fuck do we get up and be normal every day when they’re going to kill us all

28.02.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 258    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1

*American trying to think of revolutionary action* what if we went a day without buying a hamburger

01.03.2025 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.

I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!

28.02.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 70852    πŸ” 7198    πŸ’¬ 1079    πŸ“Œ 233
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Elon Musk Hollows Government So Trump Can Refill It From Marc | In more than 30 lawsuits filed against the new administration, the government has not won one on the merits.

We cannot ignore how shockingly abnormal it is for a private citizen β€” who himself has contracts with the federal government β€” to dispatch a private army of executives, data experts and recent high schoolers to dictate policies to federal agencies. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/elon...

12.02.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 16059    πŸ” 5026    πŸ’¬ 553    πŸ“Œ 195
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The Legal Challenges to Elon Musk’s DOGE, Explained Read more here.

"A president can’t just create a new federal agency via executive order β€” that can only happen through an act of Congress. Then what is DOGE?"
www.democracydocket.com/analysis/the...

07.02.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7240    πŸ” 1919    πŸ’¬ 279    πŸ“Œ 57

No one elected Elon Musk.
He was not confirmed by congress.
He has no security clearance.
He is a private citizen.

If I went into government buildings with a team of shitheel little boys and did what they're doing, I'd be arrested immediately.

Arrest Elon Musk and deport him. This isn't hard.

07.02.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump just said he’s calling for the full forcible transfer of all 1.8 million Gazans out of the strip and says β€œThe US will take over the Gaza Strip”

04.02.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7722    πŸ” 2281    πŸ’¬ 1390    πŸ“Œ 786

i can only customer service voice myself so far besties

05.02.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

being a US citizen rn means waking up every day to at least 3 new horrors and going "oh great" and then clocking into work as if everything isn't falling apart around you in real time

05.02.2025 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

24.01.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 150632    πŸ” 19398    πŸ’¬ 4229    πŸ“Œ 1978
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i spent way too much time on this

23.01.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SHARE WIDELY.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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22.01.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 52011    πŸ” 28703    πŸ’¬ 936    πŸ“Œ 942

what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them

21.01.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 21523    πŸ” 1723    πŸ’¬ 183    πŸ“Œ 36

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