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We may make the squeaking our ringtone

15.06.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13563    ๐Ÿ” 2862    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 911    ๐Ÿ“Œ 525

My stance towards AI slop like this has been

"If you couldn't be bothered to write it, why should I bother to read it?"

for quite some time now & I'm still waiting for someone to show me the error of my ways.

20.05.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 459    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...

09.04.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20966    ๐Ÿ” 6350    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 78

So weโ€™ve established vaccines are beneficial, now weโ€™re just haggling about how often.

03.03.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6255    ๐Ÿ” 950    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 528    ๐Ÿ“Œ 89
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inaccurate headline. absolutely no proof he welcomed this baby. chances that he's seen this baby longer than how many seconds i looked at the last eclipse are ~4%.

03.03.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21964    ๐Ÿ” 1777    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 996    ๐Ÿ“Œ 153
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๐Ÿ‘‡

03.03.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44415    ๐Ÿ” 7897    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 164    ๐Ÿ“Œ 343

Theyโ€™re going to kill us all

How the fuck do we get up and be normal every day when theyโ€™re going to kill us all

28.02.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 260    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

*American trying to think of revolutionary action* what if we went a day without buying a hamburger

01.03.2025 06:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didnโ€™t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasnโ€™t even in the equation.

I canโ€™t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!

28.02.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 71554    ๐Ÿ” 7299    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1103    ๐Ÿ“Œ 236
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Elon Musk Hollows Government So Trump Can Refill It From Marc | In more than 30 lawsuits filed against the new administration, the government has not won one on the merits.

We cannot ignore how shockingly abnormal it is for a private citizen โ€” who himself has contracts with the federal government โ€” to dispatch a private army of executives, data experts and recent high schoolers to dictate policies to federal agencies. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/elon...

12.02.2025 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16202    ๐Ÿ” 5091    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 563    ๐Ÿ“Œ 202
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The Legal Challenges to Elon Muskโ€™s DOGE, Explained Read more here.

"A president canโ€™t just create a new federal agency via executive order โ€” that can only happen through an act of Congress. Then what is DOGE?"
www.democracydocket.com/analysis/the...

07.02.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7302    ๐Ÿ” 1940    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 285    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59

No one elected Elon Musk.
He was not confirmed by congress.
He has no security clearance.
He is a private citizen.

If I went into government buildings with a team of shitheel little boys and did what they're doing, I'd be arrested immediately.

Arrest Elon Musk and deport him. This isn't hard.

07.02.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump just said heโ€™s calling for the full forcible transfer of all 1.8 million Gazans out of the strip and says โ€œThe US will take over the Gaza Stripโ€

04.02.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7830    ๐Ÿ” 2311    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1407    ๐Ÿ“Œ 800

i can only customer service voice myself so far besties

05.02.2025 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

being a US citizen rn means waking up every day to at least 3 new horrors and going "oh great" and then clocking into work as if everything isn't falling apart around you in real time

05.02.2025 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until Iโ€™m six feet in the ground.

24.01.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 152154    ๐Ÿ” 19675    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4311    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2012
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i spent way too much time on this

23.01.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SHARE WIDELY.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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22.01.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52509    ๐Ÿ” 29065    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 954    ๐Ÿ“Œ 953

what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them

21.01.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21739    ๐Ÿ” 1736    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 188    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

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