Stefan

Selling my five-year-old Playstation 5 for a profit of exactly Thirty Pieces of Silver.

every day the labour staffer who is addicted to x dot com and the labour staffer who has a bsky get in a fight. unfortunately the labour staffer who has a bsky is constantly getting the shit beaten out of him. not sure how to get around this other than them sloppy angry kissing

So far this week, the leader of my two-member team has been unavailable for our scheduled morning calls. Consequently, I have said more words to foxes than to humans over the last two days.

Perhaps I do have too much time on my hands.

Excellent news, but the rest of the canon needs the same luck.

Fighting game characters cannot be allowed to star in games wherein they do not fight. Violence was their choice; so too must it be their punishment.

An inevitable consequence of Going Fast.

Those lucky children. How gaily they feast on items of confectionary, safe in the knowledge that they will grow a second set of teeth.

The moral case is unequivocal. The next James Bond needs to be either Irish or French.

The Star Trek Fandom wiki has an entry about pineapples.

Fear not, their side-effects are reportedly less potent than those of sugar-free gummy bears.

Hail our teleologically plenipotentiary spice.

All purposes, you say? Even tax assessments? Even skateboarding? Even embalming?

To provide full context, this was nearly fifty pence cheaper than any other lip balm in store.

More discounted condiments today. This time, the element of mystery was greatly lessened.

Like a labial scarf.

Due preparations for the coming winter.

They should make them into a candy bar with a layer of marshmallow running through its entire length.

Over a fourth of a Gaston.

Has anyone lost exactly fifteen eggs near the woods?

The BBC's director-general has resigned after accidentally saying "refugee" rather than "migrant" during a dinner party.

Discounted, of course.

Even ordinary bread is deemed wicked nowadays.

Salad dressing was invented when someone decided their leaves should be wet.

Reused oil is Flavourtown in liquid form.

Look at this picture of my cat

Rejected draft options: • Two for Tuesday • Sanford and Son • Affordable Housing

The Boston Cop Slide and the Detroit Giant Slide are dating.

Conservative cartoonists worldwide are currently wondering how dark they should paint Mamdani's skin.

Wicked for good Greggs; benign for mediocre Greggs.

The Importance of Being Spineless.

Something frustrates me about a friend of the world's most dangerous transphobe earning money from crossdressing.

If I knew anything about musicals, I would herein include a throwaway pun involving sausage rolls, steak bakes or similar wares.

What would you order from the Wicked Greggs?

Packets are not waterproof.

The "also ran" approach to menu selection.

Appending "pasta also served" is surely the most appetising way to promote your fare.