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@turtle502.bsky.social

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ If I were King for a Day, I would give it all away. Queer. I'm OK with he/him and they/them.

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Latest posts by turtle502.bsky.social on Bluesky

yes! he's wasted 10 years of your life! move here, become a citizen, and vote!

12.11.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the percentage of your life that has been "trump" should horrify you

12.11.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the way people view death and dying is always interesting to me. uncle in ICU, "he's still fighting". nobody can fight to stay alive, that's not a battle anybody can win. at best, medicine can just prolong the dying.

12.11.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

everybody should realize we've been dealing with trumpism for 10 years now. every kid in school, in high school, graduating into this world, this has been their entire experience. to them this is all "normal". they have no idea what it was like "before".

12.11.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

to ME??? πŸ˜ƒ

12.11.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[whispers] why are displayport cables so expensive?

12.11.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bought it twice!

11.11.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah! put on your patience pants.

11.11.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I couldn't get through the trailer for Great God Grove

11.11.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you should have waited

11.11.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

@wanyal.xyz glad we paid for Temple of Osiris, it's now on Game Pass πŸ™„

11.11.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

why are there games on sale

11.11.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe don't chase cars at a high rate of speed through a residential area

11.11.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the only appropriate response to Sean is:

11.11.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tomorrow I may decline every meeting on my calendar and go on DND because it's getting to that point 😀

11.11.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if ya don't puts the right queue and date in the JIRA, your work doesn't get done

11.11.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I call them "magical force thingies"

11.11.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

10:49 AM and the cat wants lunch πŸ™„

cat: "it's lunch time someplace?" 😸

11.11.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GOOD

11.11.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

meeting request to go over "outstanding request"

how about you tell me which outstanding request in the invite?

fucking nonsense. provide context.

11.11.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is that whiny Mariah Carey Christmas song playing yet

11.11.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm better than the competition

11.11.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

new product idea! Toasty Tootsies!

a long tube that magnetically attaches to your PC's exhaust fan and can be placed next to your feet. Option clips and fasteners of varying design to keep it secure.

11.11.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

woo on fire tonight in Beat Saber

10.11.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do like me some stylish dressers 😏

10.11.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BBC should apologize to avoid the billion and then release a new documentary which would just be a sizzle-reel of all the awful things trump has said since 2015

10.11.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why do we call fixtures "goose neck" and not "giraffe neck"

10.11.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a handful of democrats allowed themselves to be bullied

10.11.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so offended it wasn't me

10.11.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

now he's coming for your pounds

10.11.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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