This is a great moment for a canon divergence where Jiang Yanli wakes up to find she's been deposited on a random monk and hijacks him for the roadtrip of her choice.
24.10.2025 20:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0@tenddisorder.bsky.social
This is a great moment for a canon divergence where Jiang Yanli wakes up to find she's been deposited on a random monk and hijacks him for the roadtrip of her choice.
24.10.2025 20:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0This is a great opportunity to experiment with wigs.
24.10.2025 13:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Person who has only played Dishonored 2: getting a real Dishonored 2 vibe from this Mediterranean city.
24.10.2025 13:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them." - Frank Herbert, Dune
22.10.2025 13:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looking for songxuexiao prompts? Here's a helpful list of Relationship Red Flags Ignored Because They Were Hot.
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The Celery Stalks At Midnight!
21.10.2025 17:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No kings, no dames, no scrubs, no gods, no masters, no dads, no boyfriends!
18.10.2025 19:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also at one point Poirot used a blowpipe cunningly disguised as a cigarette. Truly, she was a pioneer of dodgy spy yarns.
18.10.2025 14:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There was one Chinese guy who spoke excellent English. He had lavishly embroidered robes and long fingernails and say about in a richly scented silken opium den as he smilingly spoke of the elaborate tortures his master enjoyed devising.
18.10.2025 14:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's like Christie can grasp the theory that Chinese people are people, but she cannot practise it in her writing.
18.10.2025 14:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's also kind of darkly amusing that the criminal mastermind, one of the greatest brains in the world, is a Chinese guy, but he doesn't appear on-page and just about every Chinese person who does is a crashing stereotype speaking broken English.
18.10.2025 14:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I cannot help but wonder if the regular namechecking of Marie Curie is to remind everyone that a brilliant female scientist is totally realistic, actually.
18.10.2025 14:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Diversity win! The evil genius scientist constructing death rays is a woman.
18.10.2025 14:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You know I'm reading The Big Four and it's astonishingly like a Bond novel only instead of a suave spy it's a fussy Belgian detective. Straight up hollowed out mountain base for the secret society intent on dominating the world with atomic power and an honest to god death ray.
18.10.2025 13:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Scrolled too fast on Tumblr and thought a passionate "you may think it's wrong to compare this pain to the transatlantic slave trade but -" was in reply to a post expressing solidarity amongst fat girls crying in dressing rooms.
10.10.2025 05:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He was in that wild fantasy China movie with Pedro Pascal, right? It wasnt very good but it was quite fun.
08.10.2025 05:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It seems like the war against Xue Chonghai was very much like the Sunshot campaign - Xue Chonghai even made the comparison himself, to Wen Mao.
05.10.2025 18:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's possible, but as I recall the Xue only had one known generation of demonic cultivation - Xue Chonghai several hundred years before the series. And Xue Chonghai did appear to have declined by his end.
05.10.2025 18:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He's a pretty equal opportunity hater, I think. The only female character he really interacts with is A-Qing, and he seemed to like her. He also murdered her, but that's how he rolls.
05.10.2025 17:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0After all, Xue Yang in novel canon was Jin Guangyao's particular protegee, key to his rise in Jin Guangshan's esteem. If Xue Yang was being sexually inappropriate, it would definitely be held to JGY's discredit - and his mother's career would no doubt be brought up.
05.10.2025 17:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyway, I think Jin Guangyao probably had the grim task of explaining to Xue Yang the exact social gradations of women he was at liberty to harass or sexually assault, and how to avoid any undesirable results.
Xue Yang: murder?
Jin Guangyao: well yes technically but let's explore all options
Xue Yang's brothel crimes: heckling Jin Guangyao and swiping some food. If he registers the presence of attractive women, he doesn't show it.
05.10.2025 17:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0This may seem far fetched but in a novel extra, Jin Guangyao takes Xue Yang along to a brothel to keep him out of trouble, which I don't think he would have done if Xue Yang was an unknown quantity in that respect.
05.10.2025 17:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I figure as a street kid Xue Yang probably has a decent apprehension of most bodily functions, and I also think one of the daunting duties Jin Guangyao would have faced during Xue Yang's induction into Jinlintai was, more or less, sex education and sensitivity training.
05.10.2025 17:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think there's a high chance that Xue Yang knows about periods, but Xiao Xingchen, I give even odds. Trying to explain why A-Qing is non-seriously bleeding will be mortifying for two out of three of them.
05.10.2025 17:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Xue Yang: I am probably going to have to say something or Xiao Xingchen might draw entirely the wrong conclusion about who's spilling blood around here.
05.10.2025 17:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Xue Yang is the only person in the household capable of and willing to admit to seeing that she's bleeding through her clothes and maybe he will and maybe he won't. Agonising!
05.10.2025 17:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm going to assume some vague knowledge about what periods are because it's not like she's sheltered. But that just means she's bleeding and not sure how best to dealt with it, Xiao Xingchen is sniffing the air and looking confused, and she's pretending to be blind so she can't go "oh no! blood!"
05.10.2025 17:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0