brawls

ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.

Impossible to overstate how into the idea of "throwing sandwiches at secret police agents" I am. That's something that was extensively tested and fine tuned in focus groups to be something I like.

truly wild!!

don't they get dirty??

a picture of a bag with labubu keychains on it

a picture of a bag with kipling gorilla keychains on it

to me, they are the same (derogatory)

100%!!

lol, got a notification that my original tumblr blog just celebrated its sweet sixteen. congrats little buddy, you're almost all grown up.

hahahha yes exactly! a friend of mine pours a drop of vermouth into the glass, swishes it around, and then pours it out before adding the gin
(normally i like vermouth but i was feeling lazy)

is it still a martini if it's just some gin but you passingly think about vermouth?

a picture of a plate of food that's about 1 quarter rice and 3 quarters vegetable stir fry

/food
sometimes you've eaten out too much and you just gotta eat a meal that's mostly vegetables (rainbow chard, dandelion greens, bell pepper, broccolini, and green onion - with some tofu and brown rice)

You know, of all the fandom discourse I was expecting to see on my feed for the month of August, "a kink meme whose content guidelines are so restrictive, a shot-for-shot remake of a sex scene which appears in its ostensible source material would be against the rules" genuinely wasn't on my card.

oh damn those are COOL

guys it’s really not funny that the fbi agent took a footlong to the chest. stop laughing. it’s NOT FUNNY that an fbi agent in head to toe tactical gear tried to chase the guy who hucked a sandwich straight at his bulletproof vest but couldn’t outrun him

People gotta stop saying “we all had an anti phase.” No we didn’t lol. The vast, vast majority of the general population disagrees with you. It’s a fringe ideology and should be treated as such

how is every single queer erotica collection always

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retired boomer parents stop being the world's most frustrating people challenge

oh nooooo. i wish you a safe, smooth, and speedy journey!

it's usually never stellar when your city is trending on social media :/

????

it’s monday again

DAVE THOMAS CIRCLE ISN'T ON ANY OF THESE FUCKING MAPS, AND THIS INTERSECTION ISN'T EVEN ANYWHERE CLOSE TO BEING A FUCKING CIRCLE.

OBJ GREEN ZONE HAS JUST FALLEN TO A CROWD OF STAFFER AGED MALES SOMEONE GET ME QRF TO BLOCK MSR KALORAMA RIGHT FUCKING NOW

ty!! we ended up going somewhat coordinating :)

My partner & I were trying to ID a bird we heard while walking and the guy who had stopped his car to let us pass got out and was like "it's a frog, actually. Cope's Gray. I do frog surveys... Sorry" And then got in his car without a word and drove off. Absolute king

oh perf

our old bunny made up for it. she was a HORROR. i took her to one vet (not an exotic vet) and 4 grown men couldn't wrestle her into a nail trim. that was partially the vet, but partially just...... her.

ahaha oh noooo. we rescued that bunny last summer and he got a "bad grade" at the vet (he was a handful) and we were MORTIFIED bc shockingly the rest of ours are oddly good there too??

FOMO is out.

EATTOGA* is in.

* Exhausted At The Thought Of Going, Actually

ok like maybe we're finally getting around to doing our engagement photos less than a month from our wedding

(what the FUCK do i wear??)

ahahaha oh my GOD i can only imagine

YIKES