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Debenhams sent me a pair of stockings when i ordered a claw clip and I’ve not heard anything back from customer service after a week. I guess I’ll just tie my hair up with some stockings.

Did it work though because i literally only didn’t do it so it wouldn’t mess up my wrapped

To everyone who has ever mentioned Project Hail Mary as a must read, thank you. I know I’m late getting to it but damn. That’s a good book.

I’m looking after my friends sausage dog and I should get up really but he’s gotten under the duvet and is asleep curled up against my legs so how am I meant to move him????

As a child my interests were so well known that one Christmas i got three copies of the exact same (completely random and unknown) book, it felt like an achievement

I thoroughly enjoy @joeabercrombie.com writing style, but every time I’m reading one of his books it really takes over the plot of my nightmares 😂

Depression is pretty womp womp

That first book will always be so special to me. I adore the whole series but the first one is magic

My mum has always insisted I’m definitely not ADHD, I was a perfect child in school, then she sends me photos of my high school reports saying i call out too much, give irrelevant answers, and put no effort in

I just saw a photo of a car without a steering wheel, had a pulse of anxiety, sweaty, heart hammering, thinking “what if i drove the whole way home without a steering wheel” then immediately just died laughing because what the actual fuck are you talking about anxiety. Dumb hoe.

I told my therapist about how it’s hard to talk to my friend because she never replies. She suggests i organise in person things. I text friend asking her about two dates, she says sure when are you free? I give her my availability. Over two weeks later no reply. Maybe i read our relationship wrong

I’m not sure what they’re saying because i can’t see any of the comments, but honestly i wouldn’t worry about it. I’m a cis woman and I’ve been told i look and sound like a man my whole life because I’m not generically feminine. They’ll always find a way we’re doing it wrong 🙄

I ordered a gift for a family member and i went on tracking, forgetting it was pride month, and the symbols were all pride flags. The person is gay so i really thought for a second it was like a targeted attack.

Unironically slaps

YouTube has been serving me an advert roughly every two minutes for the last two days and it’s low key painful to watch anything

I think i could read a 700 page book in which nothing much happened whatsoever as long as i like the characters and there’s some degree of character development. Like a 700 page book of some guys chatting in a tavern could really be my favourite book if the characters were good.

@official-fortnite.bsky.social please give us a “where my wookies at” emote, that song has ruined my squad.

Female American kestrel on a sign.

Good morning. Female American kestrel on a sign. 🌿🪶

When my boyfriend says “no stay here to read, I’ll go next door” that means the timer starts for the 45 minutes before he leaves

Happy 7th birthday to my #duolingo streak. Never used a streak freeze, never missed a day.
Do I get a present or something? A medal? @duolingoverde.bsky.social

I am indeed someones coworker🫡

I never read chapter titles in books, I’m sorry authors but i simply don’t care what the chapter is called

It’s amazing we’ve never seen it tbh

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A meme photo of an Adelie penguin holding an AK-47.

Most birds have a fight or flight response.

He forgot we’re flightless birds.

At this point I feel like people are saying “ChatGPT” wrong just to upset me. What do you mean ChatGTP???? It’s three letters?? Why are we struggling????

Sometimes I just need to get out and remember this is what’s on my doorstep

I love the increased anxiety that comes when I’m on my period. Migraines, cramps, upset stomach, and the constant feeling of horrifying, debilitating impending doom, really is a recipe for a jolly week!

Was looking up ‘tall’ women’s joggers because I’m sick of half my leg poking out the bottom and one of the negative reviews was “I’m 5 foot 7 and these are way too long” like yeah bro just buy regular ones

I had a dream last night that Elon Musk was trying to steal the moon