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Ohioans for Cannabis Choice Ohio businesses deserve better. Ohio voters deserve a choice.

Remember when the majority of Ohioans voted in favor of cannabis? Well, state GOP doesn't care. Find a place to sign the petition to save jobs and small businesses, protect your rights and most importantly, tell the GOP to cordially go fuck themselves.
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That's not how you play with the toy, Chubs. You know what? Forget it. Live your life.

"Lay waste to it!"

Trying to explain Auld Lang Syne.

Truth Social has the worst late night host, full stop.

Beer Aisle Scanned For Something Asshole Friend Won’t Mock

Beer Aisle Scanned For Something Asshole Friend Won’t Mock https://theonion.com/beer-aisle-scanned-for-something-asshole-friend-won-t-m-1823433792/

The "who gives a shit bowl" did me in.

A special message from Santa Claus himself!!!

Third time is accurate. First view: gawk at the feat of strength. Second view: waiting for the end zone faceplant. Third view: sideline.

Unfortunately, the teams did not reflect the singers.

Based on singers... Blue Jays by a million. USA singers make the anthem all about themselves. Canadian singers do it for love of country. We suck.

Incredible, heartbreaking piece. Thank you for writing it.

Ryan Day Surpasses Knute Rockne for Best Head Coach Winning Percentage in College Football History Ryan Day now has a higher career winning percentage (88.2%) than Knute Rockne, college football’s all-time leader in head coach winning percentage (88.1%).

That's good, right? Sounds good.

Great to meet you!

A great time!

I'm in my seat. LFG.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

ABC pulls 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' off air 'indefinitely' over Charlie Kirk comments Jimmy Kimmel suggested that Tyler Robinson, the man accused of killing Charlie Kirk, was aligned with President Donald Trump's MAGA movement.

We are in the end times.
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This is just modern day McCarthyism, right?

In an age where critical thinking and logic are needed more than ever before, the NYT decides to put the mini crossword behind a paywall. Seems about right.

Trump mobilizing up to 1,700 National Guard troops in 19 states in crime crackdown Deployments reportedly set to take place largely in Republican-controlled states

I hate EVERYTHING. I am embarrassed for my country and state.

Trump mobilizing up to 1,700 National Guard troops in 19 states in crime crackdown tiny.iavian.net/25br3

You could've just said Trump.

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

My country is worth fighting for.

Bombing Iran is a hell of a way to react to no one showing up to your birthday parade.

The Inhailer Indie 500 has been killer.

OMG, you dumb asshole.

Happy Record Store Day to those who celebrate. #RSD2025

pro tip: if your government claims to have no money for children's heathcare but will eagerly waste millions on a gaudy military parade to stroke the fragile ego of a broken-inside president, you just might live in a shithole country

What everyone else said but also, thanks for bringing back "homeslice."