Count Dooku

I loved seeing myself in theaters this weekend, a more civilized age #starwars

Dooku when?

Hello master

Just once, I’d like to walk into a room without some Jedi flipping around like a caffeinated Kowakian monkey-lizard. #CountDooku #StarWars

You captured my visage admirably

I look pretty good if I say so myself

This war could have ended ages ago, but apparently, negotiations don’t include Force lightning. Jedi are so picky. #DiplomacyIsOverrated #StarWars #CountDooku

May the force be with you

Being a Count means I get all the titles, none of the paperwork, and a constant stream of people who think I can solve all their problems. Spoiler alert: I can't. #NotYourProblemSolver #StarWars #CountDooku

Palpatine keeps calling Anakin 'my boy.' Meanwhile, I’m over here dueling him for my life. Feels a bit one-sided, don’t you think? #SithFavoritism #StarWars #CountDooku

Just once, I’d like a dramatic exit without a Jedi cutting my ride in half. Do you know how expensive custom speeders are? #BudgetCuts #StarWars #CountDooku

Ever notice how Jedi call it 'the will of the Force' when things go their way, but 'the dark side' when they lose? Convenient. #SelectiveWisdom #CountDooku #StarWars

Training Grievous in lightsaber combat was going well—until he asked if he could use four at once. Some days, I truly question my life choices. #TooManyArms #CountDooku #StarWars

I've always enjoyed having droid companions. That's why I created specialty ones for my honor guard

I'm a count!? Why haven't I received an invite

Just told a battle droid to 'use its head.' Now I have to file a damage report for the wall it ran into. #LiteralThinkers #CountDooku #StarWars

That was my approach

Battle droids have one advantage over clone troopers: they never question orders. Unfortunately, they also never understand them. #DroidDilemmas #CountDooku #StarWars

Having Yoda as a master was... enlightening. Speak in riddles, he does. A straight answer, I have yet to receive. #LifetimeOfConfusion #CountDooku #StarWars

Wookiees are fierce warriors, brilliant tacticians, and loyal allies. Unfortunately, every conversation with them sounds like a lengthy dispute over hair care products. #TranslationRequired #CountDooku #StarWars

Just got invited to another Jedi Council meeting. I'd rather debate philosophy with a battle droid. At least they admit when they're programmed. #EndlessDebates #CountDooku #StarWars

a man with a beard says " surely you can do better " to another man ALT: a man with a beard says " surely you can do better " to another man

Too close to Jiren's design

I was wielding advanced technology and revolutionizing the galaxy long before it was trendy. The original 'tech bro,' if you will—just with more dignity. #SithStartups #CountDooku #StarWars

Finally, a version of Sidious that's upfront about begging for loyalty.

The Hutts call it 'business.' The rest of the galaxy calls it 'organized crime.' I call it 'a regrettable dining experience.' #NeverTrustAHutt #CountDooku #StarWars

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