Froggy

But this is the best bed father! We must inconvenience you!

Well looks like i need to get 45 mins ahead XD

i commissioned @vimart.bsky.social for my new song ADD broke.ffm.to/bbno-add

and round and around it goes 💫

Yes definitely. That must of have set you back a pretty penny

Panel 1: We see from the inside of a house as a large, muscular leg, belonging to someone clearly taller than the doorway, kicks the door off of its hinges, cracking the door and sending splinters flying everywhere and taking chunks out of the wall that it's attached to. The door itself is flying off into the room with the handle and hinges falling off. Panel 2: A large muscular figure with a head that looks like a Minecraft dirt block bends into the doorway, wrapping the fingers of its right hand around the frame and moving its left shoulder in first. It says "ALRIGHT, TIME FOR THE MONTH-LONG MINECRAFT ADDICTION YOU GET EVERY 4 YEARS" Panel 3: We look from behind the figure's shoulder as we see that Shen is being held hostage by Hornet from Hollow Knight: Silksong. She is standing behind him, with her needle to his throat, as he looks at the Minecraft dirt block guy in horror. Panel 4: The Minecraft dirt block guy is outside again, on the grass next to the cement path leading up to the door, now leaning down with his left hand on his knee and his right hand closing the door gently with a "click". He seemingly put it back into place, despite it still being very broken. He says "some fights are beyond me."

I was not expecting this but I love this comment.

Illustration of Resident Evil 3 (2020) depicting S.T.A.R.S. police officer Jill Valentine in a Full Body framing, standing and leaning towards the viewer, raising and flexing her badge with one hand while the other is touching her waist. Jill has a bold smile and a flirtatious eye look sneaking behind her aviator sun-glasses, with an over-all cocky expression. Visible clothes consist of her characteristic 1999 blue tube top in a slightly smaller form that allows her to show some of her cleavage, black mini-skirt, gun holsters adjusted around her rib cage, white sweater wrapped around her waist and knee-high brown leather boots. Her police badge shows the R.P.D. emblem and has a thin chain that surrounds Jill's neck. Background is a brushed texture from top to bottom colored with a particular tone of blue reminiscent of Jill's eyes and usual wardrobe choice.

Hey I heard this fine young lady is...

- No Ordinary Civil 👮‍♀️⭐️
A something Valentine art commission

#JillValentine #ResidentEvil #ResidentEvil3 #REBHFun #horrorgame #PS1 #DementoLiszt #Capcom

Trans people were this site’s early adopters and continue to be a huge part of it.

J.K. Rowling won’t ever show up here because there aren’t enough nazis to applaud her.

Coddling the miserable little cretin’s fee-fees on this platform is a pathetic thing to do.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, the foxes are shown in an assortment of different situations, with Green narrating each scene. In the first one, Green is changing sheets. Green, narrating: I want to change your bedsheets because I love you. Next, Blue and Green are sitting at a table, with big ice cream dishes in front of them. The one in front of Blue has two decorative cookie sticks and a cherry on top, whereas Green's ice cream only has one cookie stick and no cherry. Green, narrating: I want you to have the nicer one because I love you. Then, the foxes are out shopping, carrying bags. Green, narrating: I want to buy you nice things because I love you. Then, in the final scene, Green sneaks up on Blue and licks the back of Blue's neck. Blue is wide-eyed and startled by this. Green: Narrating: I want to bug and annoy you forever because I love you.

@rickyftw.bsky.social @eliotetc.bsky.social I couldn't help drawing InternetTodayTV in Labubu form. like a moth to a flame. like me to a bad idea.

As someone who has had to take senna before, you have my condolences

feel free to add three things you don't like (in no particular order) ✨

We made it to blight town

more souls dark where people can make my game play experience nicer (or meaner) www.twitch.tv/jocat

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green sits by himself in front of his computer, frowning in mildly annoyed disappointment. His thoughts hover above his head as narration. Green, in thought: They say "nobody else is in charge of your online experience. Nobody's breaking into your home to show you things that make you mad." Of course not. Green remains unmoving, his expression unchangeing, as Blue appears on the scene. Blue is frowning at his phone, tilting the screen towards Green, who is adamantly not even glancing towards the phone. Blue: Look at this stupid thing people are arguing about. Green, still in silent narration: He lives here.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are out and about, and Blue is about to ask something as his voice is drowned out by approaching, extremely loud engine noises. Blue, drowned out by the noise: What was it that you wanted fro- Giving up mid-sentence, Blue turns to look behind his shoulder, as both of the foxes peer behind themselves to see the source of the noise. Both of the foxes watch in amazed silence as a comically small fox drives past them on a comically small motorcycle, which continues to make a deafeningly loud roar and clamour as it slides past them, not moving very fast.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are laying parallel on the ground, both sweating miserably. Green: I want kisses and cuddles but it's too hot in here. Blue: Same. Green sticks his tongue out as an expression of frustration. Blue sticks his own tongue out too, reaching for Green's tongue. Eventually, still laying parallel without touching each other and sweating miserably, the foxes are holding tongues.

Unintentionally Nico Robin coded my WoL and now I'm obsessed over her 🥴

fuckin finally

PSA reminder. Please please don't upload your ID or docs to websites, apps or others. If it is simply not worth it. they WILL lose it, it will suck. Just don't.

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions theonion.com/histori...

RIP Ozzy, you got me into Metal :( Rock on man \m/

FUCKING DID IT WOOOO 'THE NECROMANCER' SOLO potd DONE

got yourself an adorable chocker

Fake website servic welcome page. text reads: "Your favorite tool is now ruined by AI" "you might not like it but shareholders love it"

when you open a service you've been using for a decade only to find it out it caught the virus

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting in front of a laptop as they hear a bell chime. Both foxes turn to look to the direction of the sound in delight. Green: The doorbell! Blue: My package! Soon, Blue has opened the package and unloaded everything on the floor, personally sitting within the cardboard box the delivery came in, bathing in packing peanuts. Green: How is it? Blue: Great! Nothing was broken or missing, it's all neatly packed! Green reaches gently towards blue. Green: You've got a packing peanut on your ear. Let me just... Green jumps into the air in startled shock, both foxes jolting with their eyes wide as a zap of static electricity snaps between them.

Two moustachio'd gentleman, smiling. The Chuckle Brothers, Paul and Barry Chuckle.

Two glitzy suited lads, forcing smiles, Ant and Dec.

British comedy gets a good rep, but the stuff that doesn't come out of the UK is just two northern lads saying "EH?" in unified bafflement.

YouTube video by Internet Today The President is Lying to You About the L.A. "Warzone" (and Everything Else)

Video is up, very tired... i think i'll go to sleep now.
youtu.be/cLq4TWA6VS8

YouTube video by Internet Today “What Hurricane Season?” - FEMA Head is a Dangerous Idiot

New video is up - thanks and good night or good morning
youtu.be/Y-40ydbJaYs