Plus, she’s nuts and you don’t want a crazy person mad at you. Pass the popcorn.

If one of those things rolls into the Green Mill, I swear…

I gave up, too.

Will the game be ready in time for Christmas?

Also, Obama left office with a 59 percent approval rating. Trump has never been within 10 points of that. It clearly drives him crazy. So he should be reminded of it regularly.

Human “Mean cat.”

“Come-to-America-spend-your-money-then-get-out” is some next-level, smooth salesmanship. 🤡

Man what's it mean when Jeffrey Epstein thinks you're a crook

Genius move.

I know, everybody should leave X, but I think an exception should be made solely for Joyce Carol Oates so she can keep wounding Musk's withered soul on his own site and he can't do a thing about it.

And really really flexible.

I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time. Every day my phone buzzes. It is a neighborhood group: four people were kidnapped at the corner drugstore. A friend a mile away sends a Slack message: she was at the scene when masked men assaulted and abducted two people on the street. A plumber working on my pipes is distraught, and I find out that two of his employees were kidnapped that morning. A week later it happens again. An email arrives. Agents with guns have chased a teacher into the school where she works. They did not have a warrant. They dragged her away, ignoring her and her colleagues’ pleas to show proof of her documentation. That evening I stand a few feet from the parents of Rayito de Sol and listen to them describe, with anguish, how good Ms. Diana was to their children. What it is like to have strangers with guns traumatize your kids. For a teacher to hide a three-year-old child for fear they might be killed. How their relatives will no longer leave the house. I hear the pain and fury in their voices, and I wonder who will be next. Understand what it is to pray in Chicago.

“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”

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Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

They are all thugs.

Clearly, whoever is making up these numbers does not live in Chicago.

To quote the “Daily Show”

“Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment.”

Concur. (these are not mine, but they eat here.)

New York.

We did it, guys! We outlived one of the motherfuckers. Stay active, eat your vegetables, and get your moles checked out. We have a lot more motherfuckers to outlive.

Oh no, not the exododus!
Exoskeletons will disintegrate and people will find themselves slowly crawling to the beach, where they will swim across Island Channel. And there will be no mayors.

Are these the guys that make all the noise when they leave town?

I love, love, love red maples!

Fine. I’ll stay outside in the cold.

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

“Prosecutors Put on Leave After Writing ‘Mob of Rioters’ Carried Out Jan. 6 Attack.”

WTF IS HAPPENING TO US?

Yep, that’s probably the reason. Just like the bullies in school.

I don’t know, but this is real. Why would you show up to a federal court with a bunch of goons protecting you from… I don’t know what. Not sure if they were carrying their pepper balls and tear gas canisters with them. What a bunch of assholes.

Bari absolutely rocks. Her two ideas for stories are "I have this famous person's phone number" and "I heard libs were doing some weird stuff out there." Absolutely replacement level suburban dunce.

Remember all those stories about Biden "wondering off". Where is that energy now, eh media?