University of Pennsylvania is hiring:
Assistant Professor of Epidemiology, Research Track
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ππ§ π | Studier of study design | Assistant prof in pop health & biostats | she/her Past: Yale Biostats, UC Irvine Stats, Mizzou Stats & Mizzou J School π»: https://maryryan.netlify.app/
University of Pennsylvania is hiring:
Assistant Professor of Epidemiology, Research Track
Every time I submit manuscript revisions I fight the urge to the Devil Wears Prada my laptop into the lake
06.10.2025 23:08 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One year of this relentless ball of energy
05.10.2025 14:32 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Great opportunity. Great colleagues. (Note: Oct. 24 application deadline)
www.aeaweb.org/joe/listing....
Case in point: if I donβt organize my emails into folders, they may as well be lost to the void for as useful as Outlookβs search is
20.09.2025 02:31 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Installing and booting up adobe premiere so I can edit out all the weird pauses in my lecture video
17.09.2025 20:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We're currently looking for a Trials Methodologist/Senior Trials Methodologist to join our team.
You can find out more about the role and how to apply here:
jobs.icr.ac.uk/vacancies/13...
#ResearchJobs #TrialsMethodologyπ§ͺ
At any rate, if you know of any good stats departments that are looking for someone with a new #NSF #CAREER award starting Oct 1, let me know. I do #datavis and #forensics research and teach #statcomputing with #rstats and #python. I have a 2-body problem but open to many different locations anyways
13.09.2025 20:15 β π 6 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0Come work with us! UC Irvine Cognitive Sciences is looking for a new Assistant Professor to join our team: recruit.ap.uci.edu/JPF09896
I'm not on the committee, but happy to talk if you're interested.
Going to start rolling up the statement on p-values like a newspaper and smacking some people on the nose
05.09.2025 20:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Which one of yβall is reviewing trial protocols and telling investigators that defining significance thresholds is outdated
05.09.2025 19:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Daphna the way I just relabeled my βspring/summer writing goalsβ list to βfall 2025/spring 2026β
04.09.2025 20:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Get em Darren!!
30.08.2025 20:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Actually did this this year and itβs been so freeing - highly recommend
28.08.2025 13:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Job available for a statistician to work on a clinical trials methodology project on improving statistical methods for paediatric cancer ttrials.
Cancer Research UK Clinical Trials Unit, University of Birmingham
Closes 22 September
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Original submission was 500 over the word count and somehow it managed to gain another 500 words after responding to reviewers
31.07.2025 14:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Once again on the task list. I π manuscript revisions π
31.07.2025 13:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0But on the other hand, ggplot got brrrrr
08.07.2025 22:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sometimes I wish I could control my hyperfocus so I could power through the things I actually need to get done (manuscript revisions) rather than optional things (a plot someone mentioned in a meeting)
08.07.2025 22:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We also made a Shiny app to go with it! mary-ryan.shinyapps.lo/survival-SWD...
Arxiv preprint: doi.org/10.48550/arX...
It was 3 years of hard work, but I learned a lot and (I think) we ended up with some useful observations and a great tool for researchers.
Super happy to say that my first Biometrics article was published this week!π Along with Fan Li, Monica Taljaard, & Denise Esserman, we derive sample size & power formula for cross-sectional stepped-wedge trials with time-to-event outcomes, & explored the impact of finite sample variance corrections
26.06.2025 14:05 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0A group of 4 sandhill cranes walking in the grass, away from the camera, next to the sidewalk. The two rear right cranes are adults while the two front left cranes are much smaller and look to be adolescents
Important update: the west campus sandhill cranes had babies this spring π
24.06.2025 13:38 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reposting for the morning - help ID your problem crossings!
24.06.2025 13:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A screenshot of a map of a portion of Madison with lots of cycling and pedestrian icons
Madison folks: apparently there's a GIS comment map for cycling and pedestrian infrastructure improvements
cityofmadison.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappv...
Iβve just started directing my PhD student in doing their first sim study, so selfishly this would be fantastic
20.06.2025 12:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 03 screen grabs from a 2019 celebrity episode of Great British Bakeoff where Acaster presents his bake to the judges. He says βStarted making it. Had a breakdown. Bon appetite.β
17.06.2025 15:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do a mediation analysis, they said. Itβll be fun, they said. π
17.06.2025 14:53 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0βΉοΈ
17.06.2025 11:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Warnock was at the Madison, WI rally!
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