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Pastafarian seer and psychic ๐Ÿ Keep it soft and noodley โœŒ๏ธ

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Nothing says โ€œAmerica Firstโ€ like letting another country put an Air Force base in Idaho

10.10.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14707    ๐Ÿ” 5983    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2978    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1544
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Yes...!

10.10.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

It was kind of a running Tumblr joke when they first announced the Wicked movie, people were like... they aren't going to adapt EVERYTHING right? Bc of that part.

10.10.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump just installed Michael Ellis at the CIA as general counsel - a move that might be a way to get him to write a legal memo giving the CIA the ability to conduct these cartel ops without Congressional approval. Might be something to look into....

09.10.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 120    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wicked the book does actually contain bestiality which is reasonable to ban for kids imo

09.10.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The smartest response to fear of immigration you'll ever see.

"The elite need to inflame tension on immigration cause they need someone to blame for the problems THEY'RE causing our socities."

09.10.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 284    ๐Ÿ” 74    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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GOV. PRITZKER: โ€œThis is a convicted felon threatening to jail me? Heโ€™s an unhinged, insecure wannabe dictator. Come and get me.โ€

08.10.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19723    ๐Ÿ” 6304    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 495    ๐Ÿ“Œ 330

No one is covering the GOP's scheme to rig congressional maps for 2026 as closely as Democracy Docket. It is providing gavel to gavel coverage of the ongoing hearing over whether the Texas gerrymander will be in place for the midterms.

Support its work by subscribing now. hubs.ly/Q03M8rql0

09.10.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10749    ๐Ÿ” 3135    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 126    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61

Your average age of the original antifa is 98 years old - WW2 veterans

09.10.2025 08:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Micro Johnson belongs in prison

09.10.2025 08:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SCOOP: Johnson closed House hours after Congress received Epsteinโ€™s financial records The decision to shut down the House โ€” and by extension the government โ€” came hours after the Oversight Committee received documents from the US Treasury.

Mike Johnsonโ€™s abrupt closure of the House had more to do with stalling a congressional investigation into Jeffrey Epsteinโ€™s sex trafficking operation than previously reported, and it appears to have been a direct response to the Treasuryโ€™s surrender of Epsteinโ€™s financial records.

08.10.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10447    ๐Ÿ” 5038    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 531    ๐Ÿ“Œ 347

Night of long knives

If they dont vote to impeach and remove him it's over af

09.10.2025 08:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A classic "big if true" situation

08.10.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1978    ๐Ÿ” 442    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 243    ๐Ÿ“Œ 58

As if antifa was monogamous

09.10.2025 08:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminds me of Anthony Bourdain saying Trump doesn't like food

09.10.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...because they are all massively being blackmailed. I also have the documentary Active Measures pinned to the top of my page. From 2018 and has Hillary Clinton and John McCain in it.

07.10.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Famed #primatologist Jane #Goodall gave an interview on Netflix's show "Famous Last Words" that would only be released after her death. Goodall shared some #candid words about world leaders.

07.10.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 230    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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This photo.

06.10.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 454    ๐Ÿ” 80    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

He has blackmail on them all
bsky.app/profile/whir...

07.10.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Durbin: "What has taken place since January 20, 2025, would make even President Nixon recoil. This is your legacy, AG Bondi."

07.10.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22122    ๐Ÿ” 6306    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 604    ๐Ÿ“Œ 257

bsky.app/profile/whir...

07.10.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just wanna point out that Pam Bondi argues exactly like a bot - because most bots are human slaves, not freely able to say anything, being blackmailed, starved, or tortured into posting and arguing all the time. See American Kompromat by @craigunger.bsky.social

07.10.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Pro-Trump dark money network tied to Elon Musk behind fake pro-Harris campaign scheme - OpenSecrets News An initiative called Progress 2028 that purports to be Kamala Harrisโ€™ liberal counter to the conservative Heritage Foundationโ€™s Project 2025โ€ฆ

opensecrets.org/news/2024/10/pro-trump-dark-money-network-tied-to-elon-musk-behind-fake-pro-harris-campaign-scheme

A lot of those aren't real politicians or even the right party.

03.10.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They aren't indentured servants, they are explicitly slaves.

03.10.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This, they are actually human slaves working in slave networks, @npr.org did a Planet Money episode on this.

03.10.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It isn't a chatbot, it is a human slave working in slave networks. @npr.org did a Planet Money episode on this. If u ask them if they are a slave, they will usually block you and/or delete the conversation including on TikTok and other socials - and they normally ALWAYS engage. It's a slave.

03.10.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump: EVERYONE HAS TO LICK A TOASTER AT 3PM

NYT: A bold new directive from the President has experts questioning norms

Centrist: Trump is proving Dems don't understand the importance of American toasters

Trump: PUT YOUR DICK IN A TOASTER

Schumer: Let's compromise on kitchen appliances

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Kamala Harris on Mamdani: Look, as far as I'm concerned, he's the democratic nominee and he should be supported.

23.09.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14185    ๐Ÿ” 2499    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 370    ๐Ÿ“Œ 302

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