My 10 year old went to Crunchy’s before a basketball game last night and the waitress told him to sign the wall. My kid is now memorialized at Crunchy’s 😂😂
10.01.2025 10:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Anyway, 10/10 recommend it
02.01.2025 23:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
LRD is not a good actor and a her shaking and lolling her eyes and speaking in tongues was not scary, it was silly.
02.01.2025 23:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The Count (the vampire) sounded like Nandor from WWDITS. And he’s just horny! That’s the whole story! He’s horny!
02.01.2025 23:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I saw nosferatu last wkend and it was corny as hell. I literally thought it should have been marketed as a dark comedy.
02.01.2025 23:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Im having a 40th birthday party and it’s going to be all things I like, which means the only soda will be Diet Coke 😍
09.12.2024 01:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In my head I’m an elphaba (I was goth for a minute as a teen) but I recognize a LOT of myself in glinda, sorry
30.11.2024 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My kid and I are both scaredy cats who looove scary movies so we’re giving Aliens a try 🥲
30.11.2024 00:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Omg the version of both hands from living in clip? With a full orchestra? Are you kidding me!!!!
30.11.2024 00:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
😳 I got “prostitution” and “dead”
26.11.2024 01:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m playing a long con on my kids trying to convince them that Fortnite is named after the taylor swift song
22.11.2024 23:08 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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