dylan 🍠

im too fucking lazy to actually switch nvm

God to the people building the tower of babel

I got you bsky.app/profile/hurm...

wow i have gotten a lot more followers. as always: death to amerikkka! death to the occupation!

When Bigfoot emerged from the forests of the Pacific Northwest, he only had two things to call his own: a loping, inhuman gait, and a smoked salmon recipe that would change the business forever.

after another long day of browsing old court documents, i just want to remind everyone that if a stranger agrees to do something illegal with you and they keep asking you to say out loud what the illegal plan is, that’s because the officer is recording you.

Seattle-Fication Sequence

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From ethnic cleansing to genocide I am a survivor of the 1948 Nakba who lived to witness the 2024 genocide. I may not live to see justice be made, but I am certain our long struggle will be rewarded. Our grandchildren will live at…

I am a survivor of the 1948 Nakba who lived to witness the 2024 genocide. I may not live to see justice be made, but I am certain our long struggle will be rewarded. Our grandchildren will live at home once again.

small frenchie

big frenchie

Huey wasn’t named after anyone in particular, I just kinda looked at him and was like yeah that’s huey

will you run with me

Smough & Smough & Smough Jr.

my haters coming for me:

yes.

new followers I have a quick question for you: can I wear your skin

Once again bluesky is labeling REAL people as spam - this is a VETTED campaign. They have a modest goal of $10k and are a little over halfway there. Please give generously.

THE SYMPTOMS WILL CONTINUE GETTING MORE MORBID UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

anyone else Feel like this

A bald person in a blue tunic is holding both of his hands up in the air as if to say, "I don't know". The image appears in the margins of a 14th-century manuscript. Luttrell Psalter, BL Add MS 42130 (14th century)

When You Stop Caring: Justice Bath's clerk in the year 1250

The clerk finished recording an entry and began a new one. Suddenly, more information surfaced about the case but there wasn't enough space to write it. What should he do? 🧵1/3

I had a dream I was playing an RPG in VR and I found a secret dungeon where an enemy dropped a plastic spork that had 5 times the stats of the weapon I had been using, but when I stabbed something with it, the plastic tines all bent, reducing its damage to 0, and I got a trophy making fun of me.

i am a communist. if u are a liberal who decided to follow me ur going to have to experience that

Chicken tneders and fires