Amoebic Industries, Unltd.

or in the "mail" if you are an American

Amoebic Industries release list flyers on a guillotine

you get a real-life one of these in the post if you buy our product. a good incentive to do so i would have thought

Go see tom dissonance’s first film, "the impressionist comedy NO FRIENDS, which seeks an unexpected avant-garde perspective on the tensions of popular entertainment by editing the six main characters out of the popular 1990s sitcom FRIENDS and considering what remains."

old nailheadparty tweet: "did you know transmutation of base metals into gold via alchemy IS actually possible? but to make an ounce of gold you’d need like 50 times all the resources on earth. it’s theoretically possible, just impossibly impractical. feel like there’s a lesson there"

been saying this

it is important to us that all our artists be trained fighters

A quirky comic portrait of the everyday loves, fears and triumphs of a group of New Yorkers in the immediate aftermath of the failed 1993 World Trade Center bombing, NO FRIENDS consists of the first two seasons of the sitcom "Friends" with the six main cast members (the "Friends") removed through editing. Shy immigrant Gunther is trying to get out more. Carol and Susan anxiously prepare for their wedding and first child. And is respectable dentist Dr Farber concealing a dark secret? (colour, 31 mins)

NO FRIENDS (2025): official synopsis

NO FRIENDS OST, by Various Artists 13 track album

timeless classics and the hits of today from EFFERVESCENT MILK, CHRIS ISAAK, INESSENTIAL OILS, NEIL DIAMOND, OPERATION DUMBO DROP, ISAAC HAYES, REO MORRICONE, and MORE!

amoebicindustries.bandcamp.com/album/no-fri...

NO FRIENDS: the original soundtrack (cover art by Lachlann Rattray)

NO FRIENDS soundtrack listing as featured at https://amoebicindustries.bandcamp.com/album/no-friends-ost

NO FRIENDS original soundtrack

– 12 tracks from and inspired by the film NO FRIENDS
– bundled with flash drive or available separately
– free/PWYW. pre-order available now
– released Monday, May 19th / Bandcamp
– number of tracks may vary*

amoebicindustries.bandcamp.com/album/no-fri...

tom dissonance holds up a NO FRIENDS branded USB stick in front of a bookcase. somehow every part of the photograph is out of focus

two NO FRIENDS branded USB sticks

branded NO FRIENDS 2GB USB drive includes:

– NO FRIENDS film (colour, 31 mins)
– NO FRIENDS soundtrack
– EXTRA: "Friends" (short featurette)
– EXTRA: "Peter Hitchens" (short featurette)
– EXTRA: photo gallery

limited edition of 50
45 left
£5 plus p+p

amoebicindustries.bandcamp.com/merch/no-fri...

film poster by Genius of Art Lachlann Rattray

YouTube video by The Amoebic Industries Recording Concern I'll Be There For You (logical positivist mix)

teaser trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-5k...

if you live in Glasgow or Scotland or frankly anywhere else you're willing to travel from it would be lovely to see you!

we will also be selling branded NO FRIENDS USB sticks containing the film, its soundtrack + some bonus materials for £5. limited ed of 50.

NO FRIENDS film poster. 21st Century Amoeba presents: NO FRIENDS. An impressionist comedy by tom dissonance. Nice'n'Sleazy, Glasgow / May 18 2025 / doors 7.30 / free in!

second annual tom dissonance Birthday Gig!

we will be premiering my first film, NO FRIENDS, which consists of the first few seasons of the TV show "Friends" with the main cast edited out

entry is free and many cool people you know from the internet will be going

no

the event is May 18th, you've got till like 3 days before that lol

chasing a girl inside a car

YouTube video by Moon Dome - Topic Glassite

Moon Dome - Glassite

www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6DK...

From the Moon Dome III album that @tomdissonance.com put out & as part of his year of extreme productivity - it's utterly different to everything he's done previously, quite Squarepusher which is a very high compliment

21st Century Amoeba presents:
NO FRIENDS

an impressionist comedy by tom dissonance

premiere: Nice 'N' Sleazys, Glasgow, May 18th, 2025, 7.30pm.
entry: free

thanks to everyone who supported us in '24. next year: more records and our first film

Moon Dome III Moon Dome · EP · 2024 · 4 songs

also on "streaming services" open.spotify.com/album/41wxxc...

Moon Dome III, by Moon Dome 4 track album

out now! our last record of the year. 4 tracks x ambient space techno. the conclusion of Moon Dome phase 1. free/PWYW on Bandcamp. moondome.bandcamp.com/album/moon-d...

fuck up, loser

me typing "1996 EP" into soulseek

YouTube video by The Amoebic Industries Recording Concern Moon Dome – Skylab

a video for the track "Skylab" www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnGW...

Moon Dome III, by Moon Dome 4 track album

our final release of the year will be MOON DOME III by Moon Dome. December 13, 2024. Bandcamp and streaming platforms. free/pwyw (pre-order is a mandatory 50p)

moondome.bandcamp.com/album/moon-d...