Why is it that it takes months to get a body part toned and merely weeks to lose that tone?  I feel like the universe is just telling me to take more naps.
               
            
            
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            As a kid,I never anticipated that drinking shots with your spouse involves NYQUIL as much as it has. #MAAllergies
               
            
            
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            Yes. This.
               
            
            
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            Just a note to those who I followed in the last week--- this is Rachel.
               
            
            
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