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a man is lifting a barbell in a gym while another man watches . ALT: a man is lifting a barbell in a gym while another man watches .

Me to my subcompact Mitsubishi Mirage rental on the turnpike heading back to airport

21.08.2025 17:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Dewey from Malcolm in the middle saying: The future is now, old man

Dewey from Malcolm in the middle saying: The future is now, old man

25.06.2025 02:17 — 👍 3657    🔁 712    💬 10    📌 7

I think I'm looking at this through the nyc food cart lens. Those rolls are trash. I never really considered a kaiser roll. I'm interested.

04.06.2025 17:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Roll at the top spot? What are we doing here? It's the most stable vehicle no doubt about it but such a boring delivery system! Croissant > english muffin > biscuit > roll/bread > bagel

04.06.2025 15:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

08.05.2025 17:29 — 👍 19295    🔁 4620    💬 677    📌 395

i love pope jokes!

08.05.2025 17:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@sheslosingit.bsky.social can attest I'm out here buying potato salads. I've never once seen bacon. A crime.

07.05.2025 18:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One thing about me is that if you make a fancy show or movie about Vatican drama I’ll watch it. Conclave. Young Pope. New Pope. Two Popes. Give me all the Pope Shows you got

22.04.2025 19:38 — 👍 233    🔁 6    💬 32    📌 3
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Drake University:

21.03.2025 02:03 — 👍 1236    🔁 170    💬 14    📌 8

Mickey 17 is a wife guy

08.03.2025 14:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amanda re: Beekeeper starring Jason Statham:
“This guy says a lot of bee stuff. He thinks he’s a bee.”

17.02.2025 00:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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TV On The Radio play "Wolf Like Me" on Letterman (2006)

12.02.2025 20:42 — 👍 972    🔁 159    💬 36    📌 100

[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop]
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands

17.09.2023 14:53 — 👍 2076    🔁 461    💬 11    📌 5

Everyone knows Apple shows come up at 9pm the night before. Come on Josh!

31.01.2025 07:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did it immediately after coming out of Nickel Boys last night lol. Not a very unique take here but art is important!

25.01.2025 19:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Took me way too long but finally deleted my Twitter account yesterday. Fuck that guy

25.01.2025 19:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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