Hammargren

Kinda. Jobs had convinced himself he would attain immortality from eating nothing but fruit back in the 80’s, he was always delusional.

white cat with big gold green eyes poking it's head through the neck of a tiny baby onesie and the huge tag flopped in front of her face literally says "BABY OOOOO TINY BABY"

me

Yet

They sound like John Cazale in Dog Day Afternoon

I just need startup cash to scale it out

Amazing! I’ve taken your invention and thickened it. It’s a new thing I’m going to call ‘stew’. If I can get a few small investments (single billions, nothing huge) I can take it to market by next quarter

It’s not a good day to be a Brooklyn Dodgers fan

Wait, are you talking about the perfect bassline from the outro melody that is perfect?

Mike White has entered the chat

Oh shit, there is a colorized version of this?

A Weinerschnitzel next to a Tastee Freeze, begging you to suck on a chili dawg

You could do *it* here

The super-rich ‘preppers’ planning to save themselves from the apocalypse Tech billionaires are buying up luxurious bunkers to survive a societal collapse they helped create, but like everything they do, it has unintended consequences

‘Do we give them shock collars or hold their families hostage? Do we kill the pilot who flies us to our secret bunker?’

OP’s post just below ISS Piss Tracker’s post stating that the piss tank on the international space station is 16% full

This website has the juice

I’ll leave you with what we all came to see

I just posted the guardian article about this

The super-rich ‘preppers’ planning to save themselves from the apocalypse Tech billionaires are buying up luxurious bunkers to survive a societal collapse they helped create, but like everything they do, it has unintended consequences

‘Do we give them shock collars or hold their families hostage? Do we kill the pilot who flies us to our secret bunker?’

German Workers party founded in 1919

My wife and I are building an $80k $85k 2000 square-foot addition onto our house- and we’re doing it completely by ourselves. Framing, sheathing, roofing, doors, windows, flooring, plumbing, electrical, housewrap, kitchen, stairs, tile, trim, reverse bathtubs- everything but the concrete and siding

Yeah, 20 years of not getting it covered up is a choice

Graham Platner says his Nazi-linked tattoo was drunken mistake The Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate said he didn't know the meaning of the skull tattoo, which he got in 2006 while on leave in Croatia during his time in the Marines.

www.pressherald.com/2025/10/21/g...

I love how she looked right in to the camera and said “it’s forklifting time” right before she threw the queen out of the airlock

This is how we find out Mia hasn’t watched The Sopranos

Underworld 2 has the best sex scene in cinema history if you are into watching Great Value Gavin Rossdale apparently penetrate Kate Beckinsale’s belly button

my balls have been STOLEN

*high five*

Boomers used to not be able to set the clock on their vcr and now we’re expecting them to know that video of a Dalmatian sliding down a fire pole is AI

Sometimes I’m shocked to see fossils of wooly mammoths and think “wow, so they’re birds now”

They make substandard chewing tobacco though

Cyber-Calvinism

This is one of those situations where it’s absolutely correct but also historically wrong. Nobody ever did anything like Pinkerton before, it created the mold from which 3rd wave emo would grow but it’s also a direct line from The Wipers ‘Is This Real’. I wish they did more like this.