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Cenobite at open mic night: we have such sights to show you…such exquisite pain…but enough about being married FOLKS haha I kid, my wife is a great teeth monster

the kids from weapons, running, arms outstretched, seen from behind, on a poster at CVS. ‘only at CVS health,’ it says. ‘me on my way to get my flu shot,’ it says

oh my god

Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer

MTG is an experiment in how little it will take for white voters to ignore red flags they’ve already clocked

always wonder if the president is against the Epstein file release solely because theres a shot of him where his hair looks bad or something stupid. Been burned by shit like this since that 60 minutes(?) thing with W that was wrong about his national guard service Or whatever it was.

A key takeaway from all this has to be "You don't have to listen to Republicans anymore." They're either perpetrators of fascism or suckers who fell for it. If you have conservative views we can consider them again in 50 years or so

I watched this on mute and it’s got a real Garfield Minus Garfield feeling

Predator: Badlands was kinda just a Worf episode of Star Trek the next generation and there ain’t nothing wrong with that

Today has been a CLARIFYING day for me.

Why Not Me? by Al Franken
and The Plague by Camus

90s nostalgia, man.

Hamlet: to be or not to be. That is the question

Me in the audience: Good one!

Claudius losing it when he sees a play that mirrors his murder is always funny to me. hamlet being like “augh I can’t kill him now! he’ll go to heaven!“ shortly after is pretty good too. Hamlet is good for the chuckles is what I’m saying

Screenshot of insurance website has links saying l am… an individual an employer a medical provider a dental provider a sales professional an organization

*standing up and delivering each line more stentorian as the crowd swarms around me and lifts me up above their heads*

Tom cruise yelling in A Few Good Men

DID YOU COMICALLY WALK INTO A GLASS DOOR, SIR?!

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

The exterior of the Rialto Theater in NYC, decorated for the New York premiere of the Val Lewton/Jacques Tourneur horror classic CAT PEOPLE

Tourneur was BOTD in 1904

Mike Johnson showing up like

Mike Johnson should start acting super tired at the press conferences and going “sorry I just woke up I haven’t seen anything yet. Does anyone have any coffee ha ha ha!” He could wear a night cap and everything

Wow

For shits and giggles Trump should be given the citizenship test.

a tweet from 2020: (james bond being beaten up by a goon) GOON: bond you will maintain continuity BOND: Never GOON: the year is 2020 and you're roughly forty five, you were born around 1975 BOND: *spits out blood* i was a sea captain in world war two and i've been to space GOON: you son of a bitch

My last word on the matter

This was how I learned too! I'm not a Bond guy, but even I know there's a joke in the first one where they had changed actors that has the new Bond saying something like "this would never have happened to the other guy" Come on people

Hey dummies, just steal the Escape from New York "I heard you were dead" joke. Christ almighty.

Boo

The Ratfuck 8

i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is