Colin Brazier

So if Labour are going to deport convicted criminals, are they going to do the same with the pedo, convicted sex predator, Donald Chump, when he arrives in London next month? In your own time Keir Starmer 🤔

Look if your choices are "Free Palestine" and "supporting a genocide in which journalists and children are mass murdered and hospitals and aid workers are carpetbombed" I'm pretty sure "Free Palestine" is the better, more moral, and less deadly option

Imagine asking to be a 3rd country and then complaining about having your wishes granted and actually being treated as the 3rd country that you actually *are*.

Did Nigel not know what he voted for?

Fancy that.

Our economy should be measured by how the bottom 30% are doing in the supermarket - not how the top 1% are doing in the stock market.

I definitely agree with Snoopy! 💯 ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️

I still can’t see how providing proof of travel insurance and a return ticket will cause chaos

Goldfish 1: knock knock

Goldfish 2: who's there

Goldfish 1: who's where

Goldfish 2: what

How on earth will having to show proof of medical insurance (presumably they mean travel insurance) and a return ticket “cause chaos” ?

What other nation on earth could assassinate a journalist, openly brag about it and carry on with impunity? 😡

#FuckNetanyahu

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Goats are so silly... 👀😅🤣 #bluesky

Thx from @fife4europe.bsky.social & Graham Keyes

one of my favourite things is when people first learn that the Guinness Book of Records is in fact published by the brewery and Michelin stars for restaurants are in fact bestowed by the tyre company

Owl Core. Good Morning Blue Sky

"If you live in Alaska, I need you to buy a Ukrainian flag and turn any area that Putin is going to be into a sea of Ukrainian flags - so many that, when Putin lands, all he's going to see is just yellow and blue."

No

lol he’s now complaining that we have to show proof of travel insurance etc.

I’m more intrigued by the pictogram which appears to show a log fire tbh 🤣🤣

You could always open the cab window

Morning Bluesky.

Trump has announced he wants all homeless people moved out of Washington DC. The statement comes ahead of a press conference where he’s threatening further action over his fabricated claim that crime in DC is “out of control”.

Lt. Uhura from Star Trek 2 It's Rupert lowe, captain. he's reporting us to the coastguard."

The killings of Anas al-Sharif, Mohammed Qreiqeh, Ibrahim Zaher, Mohammed Noufal and Moamen Aliwa by the IDF is a war crime. They are civilians. The IDF must provide evidence of the terrorist claims, and explain why an entire tent was targeted when they would know other civilians would be present.

Exactly what I'm talking about. Starmer should be hanging Farage out to dry, telling him the delays and checks are down to his Brexit.
Go after Farage. Let him defend Britons being exposed to EES and Etias.

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Certainly there’s a case for renaming Stratford International to Stratford High Speed. Renaming stations is surprisingly expensive though.

Can someone please tell this blithering idiot that Allahu Akbar simply means “God is Great” in Arabic?

Letter of the year that one 🌝

Letter of the day (in the Times)

Current value of eyes in Gaza: 51 eyes for an eye.

The Bible’s ‘eye for an eye’ looks good value now, as 61,430 Palestinians die at the hands of the IDF compared with 1,200 in the Hamas atrocity.

News Flash: we can think for ourselves!

The choice was either Blue Peter or Magpie. Not many people even remember magpie today