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CM Jones. The fish in your microwave.

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Latest posts by cmjofdoom.bsky.social on Bluesky

RFK Jr speaks about autism like JD Vance handles championship trophies.

17.04.2025 12:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I realize I’m dating myself here, but I’m old enough to remember when we had laws.

15.04.2025 13:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why doesn’t Indiana Jones just seek help for his debilitating hat problem?

10.03.2025 18:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy Patrick Mahomes Day to all who celebrate!

09.02.2025 23:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ye? It’s going to be a nay from me, dawg.

03.02.2025 02:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he paused for a moment. Then he said, “Wow, look, I can see my breadth!”

15.01.2025 21:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes the elephant in the room is the elephant man. And it’s actually not polite to point him out.

05.01.2025 16:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FWIW, I posted this well before the news came out about Jimmy Carter passing away.

29.12.2024 22:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If Jimmy don’t eat world can Jimmy still have dessert?

29.12.2024 18:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did you sleep like a little brick underneath the telephone machine?

29.12.2024 15:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I haven’t written any jokes about the UHC CEO getting murdered. Sorry to break up your good time, but murder isn’t justice. Some of ya’ll are giving off vibes like the rioters in Joker.

05.12.2024 18:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SKOL! (This note is not affiliated with Skoal chewing tobacco.)

01.12.2024 18:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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