Kell

a post showing a bowl of candy with a single potato in the center with the text: Tonight kids chose potato more than 25 times, each time triumphantly proclaiming to friends and family, "I GOT A POTATO!" One kid shouted, "A potato, just like last year!" and another group said, "Oh, youre the potato house? You're legends!" This has become an unexpected and joyful tradition. Kids are given the free choice and over and over again they choose Potato. My friends, every day you are given a choice. I encourage you: choose potato

thinking about potato house this halloween

meat's back on the menu

ESPECIALLY if it's porn

send it to me

don't know how to appropriately express that I am so pissed off about being fired as a visibly Trans person in the south with the economic tariff bullshit rolling in. I have literally like ten dollars to my name right now. I WISH I could stock up on anything meaningful grocery-wise

sunday nights always make me feel like giving up tbh

having a lot of feelings about my (lack of) relationship with my brother due to his impending visit and idk what to do with them because even I find them obnoxious

sexy tbh

I think i could orgasm from a really good cheese pull

israel is committing genocide against palestine and the foundation of the united states is being torn apart to punish the people who think this is bad.

my head hurts and I wanna go home

got too high and now I'm hyper aware of my top surgery incisions/scars 😵‍💫

Hey check this out

top surgery recovery is going well, I'm not really in pain at all, I can't wait to get the drains out Monday morning bc they are so fucking annoying

Teets: yeeted

During Ramadan

SURGERY TOMORROW!!! AAAAAH!!!

I'm reading Homestuck for the first time because it's my husband's favorite piece of media and I am far enough that I can now have Discussions about the characters

"Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights. "If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not 'inalienable' and they're not 'rights.' "We don't have inalienable rights we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins. "And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with."

I've been screaming this for years.

there's never a right time to transition, you just gotta do it

I wanna go homeeeee and sleeeeeep until top surgeryyyyy

Guy I just invented thinks CBT and CBD are the same thing

Top surgery in one week!! Could totally use some last minute support if you're able to donate or share this around 💕 💕

I love sleeping and going to bed and honking and shooing

idk why it is so devastating to get an email from my doctor saying that i need to lose weight but goddamn, not how I wanted to start my week

Just got home from seeing #HeartEyes and I gotta say, can @joshruben.bsky.social please make a million more horror comedies? So much fun tbh

I think G-d is telling me to start a podcast, the increased testosterone dose is working

YES omg I'm so excited for this

sorry u might have gotten my algorithm

the famous "LBGT: lets go birds transsexual" t-shirt by toxicfemme

now more than ever, it must be said: let's go birds transsexual