ProfOfExistentialDoom

Elon Musk: *fash bullshit*

Norman Rockwell:

This is a sick burn! But at the risk of extreme pedantry, an oligarchy of pedophiles seems more accurate

a couple of gremlins are sitting in red chairs eating popcorn Alt: Scene from Gremlins: acouple of gremlins are sitting in a theatre eating popcorn and watching a movie. One has a coat and sunglasses on. Inside

Make the younglings watch the original Gremlins as a sacrifice

Random fact: Former USAF fighter pilot Buzz Aldrin got a PhD from noted hotbed of woke radicalism MIT for “Line-of-Sight Guidance Techniques for Manned Orbital Rendezvous”

Pretty sure putting Lee Greenwood on wouldn’t affect their complaining one bit. It’s such an ingrained habit

Police use pepper spray at Sydney rally against Isaac Herzog visit, with MP alleging officers threw punches Grace Tame and Lidia Thorpe address crowds in Sydney and Melbourne as NSW Labor backbencher says police reaction ‘totally over-the-top’

This the context? It’s hard not to see this as anything other than heavy-handed overreaction

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Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.

He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

They could have a lotta fun responding with variations of, “have you asked the current president that question?”

It will be a long line of perps in that walk. Royalty. Billionaires. Tech bros. Restaurateurs. Sheikhs. Dignitaries. Electeds. Nepo babies. Celebrities. Directors. Elites. Men. So many filthy rich men.

It's like we can clearly see the source of our oppression and suffering in this society.

The post-Me Too era has really taught me that the underlying issue with the persistence of sexual violence isn’t exactly women’s credibility, as the “believe women” slogan suggested, but rather with rape’s moral status. It’s not that people think it doesn’t happen. They think it doesn’t matter.

There was a bird flying and hopping around local coffee shop. Opened the door and herded it out. But before too long, it was back. Little sneak seemed to have discovered there’re all kinds of crumbs to be found under tables and chairs

Been perplexed by National Socialism’s continued appeal for a while. I mean the Nazis’ defeat was as total as they come. Why such admiration for such losers. It has to be something like this

Should we be grateful that these clowns didn’t shoot someone?

Every social theory undergirding Trumpism has been broken on the steel of Minnesotan resolve. The multiracial community in Minneapolis was supposed to shatter. It did not. It held until Bovino was forced out of the Twin Cities with his long coat between his legs. The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesive—because of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about “Western civilization,” while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.

Last week in Minnesota, I watched ordinary people risk their lives to protect their neighbors. In the process, they not only won a significant—though not final—victory against authoritarianism, they proved virtually every MAGA social theory wrong. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

We should stop treating it as a question of if, but of what. What will immigration enforcement, border security, etc look like post-ICE. The Dept of Homeland Security was sloppy thrown together in a panic. We must not make that mistake again

no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

Thank god

America’s spoiled and decadent elites behave like children because they do not understand the basis of our wealth and power. They reject their responsibility to maintain stability in favor of pursuing their short term desires because they do not understand that bad things actually can happen to us.

Ponzi schemes come from the Ponzi region of France. Crypto is just sparkling financial fraud

Now the actual military has to dress like it’s not the military cuz federal law enforcement agencies dress too much like the military

I’m seeing lots of people on here misunderstand the purpose of ICE watch.

It’s de-escalation. And it’s grounded in the social science of violence. 🧵

X Users Ask Grok To Put More Clothes On Elon Musk Pictures

X Users Ask Grok To Put More Clothes On Elon Musk Pictures https://theonion.com/x-users-ask-grok-to-put-more-clothes-on-elon-musk-pictures/

Make it viral.

Diet Coke’ll have some pretty involved chemistry, which would make him kinda cool. Or an off-brand Heisenberg trying to give himself cancer. One of the two

What does it matter to live anywhere when you’re dead inside

The end of his presidency is increasingly a race between Epstein and the Grim Reaper

Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.

This is a great idea. If a normal president tried 1/100th of the BS he’s gotten away with he’d’ve been impeached and outa office a long time ago. Let’s do it

A propaganda poster in a painterly style. At the top there is a Nazi soldier in a faded grey with his hands raised at the point of a bayonet. Above him it says "We beat 'em before.." Below him in darker grey is an ICE agent in the same posture, with a hand pushing back at him, its palm out in a "stop" gesture. Below it says "We'll beat 'em again!"

New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."

Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.

Beginning to think Don might just be impeached for raping children. If so, conviction and removal from office would be a real possibility.

Be a pretty wild spectacle for those of us who remember the Clinton impeachment