ProJared🇺🇦

Fr my favorite joke you’ve made in a long time

If I was Frankenstein and my scientist father gave me a small ass dick I would would full on kill him

Groundskeeper Willie is fighting a war none of us will ever understand

These blackberries sour BUT DAMN they good! #fruitin

Still 11 months to go and I can already tell Nights by Frank Ocean is gonna be a whole ass vibe all 2k26.

And nah, I don’t have depression (shout out the O.G. Prozac ;)), I just have a damn lot of empathy and understanding for that whole space. Gotta throw some sad boi shit on sometimes n jus Feel🖤

Tell me you’re a quirky dater without telling me you’re a quirky dater. I’ll go first; Past Lives is MANDATORY viewing on first link. No other way to start this thang, girl!

True Crime, you are wrong
the world don’t rely on death
Your ghosts haunt no house.

YouTube video by Josh Robert Thompson Geoff Peterson makes Craig Ferguson cry 💀

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Iron Man is productivity, Thanos is my big cozy bed, and earth is me😂😂

Cameron Winter - Cancer of the Skull Listen to Cancer of the Skull on TIDAL

just an unbelievable song

I feel a genuine and deep trauma in my bones when I see this face. Was forced to eat bowls of this while being raptured with thoughts of this man’s swamp ass.

What a fucking awful snack name.

I wish we could invest in dreams, much akin to the stock market. Like the dream I had just last night, for instance, where I captained a boat along the Dead Sea unto her shore. That was a good one. Imagine if I could throw money at it, and see fiscal return upon the DREAMS return!

Sometimes I’ll think of something random, and just start laughing. Then, I’ll think of another something equally random, and form a connection between the two. That’s the when the real party gets going.

“I trieddd… sooo hard….” -Cameron Winter (Geese), 2025

Yeah, big on the Vimeo thang. Deleted all social media ‘cept dat bout 6 months ago and I’ve never been happier and/or healthier.

This just did not happen

My brother who let out a fart with Lunchable top notes an hour ago is now threatening to rescind the job offer he extended to me regarding his New Type Of Restaurant because I coughed funny at his Hunter Biden impression

this is it. this was the last piece of the puzzle. i now have all i need to make a documentary that's so annoying and shitty that letterboxd turns off the ratings and reviews because they feel bad for me

The devil is sending me coded messages through old Cumtown clips and if I don’t Do It soon, my whole family will die

My born-again-liberal situationship: yeah

Funnah Fayce🤣🤣😭😂😂

Does anyone know where to find the BlueSky equivalent of Gay Twitter? Oh wait - - it’s the whole damn app😂😂

That lunchables shit is made of #people

When watching AMC, it is obvious to me that Nicole Kidman doesn’t know the first thing about “heartbreak”. It could never feel good in a place like this. It could never feel good anywhere. It’s inescapable.

Falling IN love or eating delicious FOOD feels good in a place like this!

Reading Carl Young be like: oh wow, yeah, that just ‘bout explains pretttttty much everything ever!

Congratu-goddamn-lations, Trump. You took out Pitchfork now, too. Music as we have known it is now caput.

Life is one giant game of House.

CAN HE JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF NOW PLEASE. I CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS DERANGED BULLSHIT