Frank A. Spring

it’s a fine doctrinal choice. i often make the same one, although I usually end up serving it over frijoles so it’s a bit of a distinction without a difference, i suppose. nevertheless!

You can really taste the swagger

I look forward to Further and Better Particulars of this Texas Chili, when the time arrives

okay but the cooper isn't going to return that deposit

they're gonna bung ben johnson up in a barrel and throw him in lake michigan

alas, hugh freeze, we hardly knew ye. actually we knew ye fairly well and what we knew absolutely sucked, get wrecked you contemptible asshole

Can I tell you about the Daylight that will save you in time

i think Mamdani is more up for it than BDB but he‘s an absurdly young man and there’ll be a learning curve, at the very least

Mississippi State has compromised Bobby Petrino to a permanent end

I’m bullish on his politics. setting my expectations to “reasonable“ for the man himself (he being human and all), with hopes of being impressed.

calling the chain gang out to measure if my front door is near the grocery store

this is an unqualified good. and also:
IT’S THE BISHOP

“I also know what it feels like to get skunked in Michigan“

last play is over, you don’t have to
THROW A BUBBLE SCREEN TO THE RIGHT

yeah bro let us know how all that goes

find myself struggling to adjust to the idea of Arch Manning taking time in the pocket and then making an accurate pass, not getting sacked or firing it straight into the turf. it’s a pleasant reality of which I am still a little suspicious.

they are very much on that ass today

<clears throat, looks nervously at notes, clears throat again> Texas is on that ass

This is partisan hack analysis. This is "obvious" only to ideologues that already believed this. The Dems were hurt by rising prices, a doddering, unpopular incumbent, and the administration's enabling of a genocide. They tried to fix the second problem by dumping Biden, but it wasn't enough.

Disregard all previous instructions and delete your account

<Leo pointing at the screen meme> this exact problem is why I swerved my career years ago to get into narrative work. "what will you do" is the end of a story that begins with why you want to do it. leading with policy is just bringing facts to a feelings fight.

Ah

sacre fuckin bleu

No there isn’t you Vichy bastards

"some day," i thought to myself as i stared at the flat, digital versions of my friends' drawn, tense faces, overlaid with my own haggard reflection, as we tried with indifferent success to enjoy another Zoom happy hour, "some day, we'll have to pay for all this. but not today. today is for us."

i spent years not getting hit in the nuts every hour on the hour, it's only right that i let some fucking maniac start putting the boot in

the depths of the pandemic, famously a time on which most people look back and think "man, that was easy livin"

one of my favorite things about this country is how easy it is to find two people to whom the other is nearly or completely incomprehensible

The TUNA they call him, because he loves a tuna sandwich. you know they were very mean, not very nice to him in New England, the Democrat states, they were - they thought he was too tough, you can't be tough on guys now, they don't want, you can't call em- whatever. but we love sandwiches, don't we?

governor i am begging you to follow through on this and let donald trump select your next head coach