The Right Reverend Mayhem

As I said when they were released, we need to capture and study anyone who spends $9000 on a Cleveland Browns watch. I believe their brain-tissue may hold dark secrets.

Breitling has given you a logical crossover point with their awful Team models

Pete Carroll, if you caught him on the right day.

Mike Tomlin in a Denis Leary/Lewis Black rant sense

And for some reason John Harbaugh doing an Andy Kaufman Mighty Mouse routine.

We used to be a proper country, where only insane sovereign-citizen whackjobs argued their case should be dismissed because the prosecutor lacks legal authority.

That's silly. Everyone knows Florida is America's Lawyer Dungeon

Mike- "players-only" meetings are generally presented to the public as very rare, emergency, last-ditch-attempt-to-save-the-marriage events. Is that inaccurate, or is it an even bigger sign of dysfunction that the Dolphins keep needing them?

Please stop asking if you can see the Secret Chimp. You don't see the Secret Chimp. The Secret Chimp sees you.

I wonder how big the window is before opposing teams figure it out too. Thinking about Lane Johnson's comments about the Eagles being too predictable.

The Brothers Karamazov

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Yes, but Ken Dorsey was put in that same position and tripped over his own feet.

Once again, I’m wondering why Democrats aren’t running with a straightforward message of “despotism is un-American and unaffordable” right now and all the way into the midterms.

It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.

Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies

Don’t blame our leaders if the US military begins committing war crimes or attacking American civilians. Blame the women who laughed at Pete Hegseth during sex.

Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.

Right, but DeShaun Watson...

jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa.

deus ex npc: what's bofa?

jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.

Uncanny, really

That one was just to punish JD Vance for all those "I'm ready to step in" statements while Trump was supposed to be dying

2 Bee or Not 2 Bee

Today's edition of Abominations Unto Nuggan. Tomorrow: towels, rocks and things that taste sour

If we’re renaming departments and calling the DOD the “Department of War”, we might as well go ahead and make the DOJ the “Department of Revenge”

It's at least as colorable as the "lawyer dog" concurrence in Louisiana

I guess he put money on himself this time?

Hard lock and fire.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

TRUMP: That's why I sued the New York Times two days ago for a lot of money

KARL: A judge just threw that out

TRUMP: I'm winning. I'm winning the cases.