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i need someone who’s more plugged in with gen z than i am to explain who druski is and why he’s in every other commercial

18.01.2026 01:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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blob flies EXACTLY as intended

13.01.2026 22:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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got my hands on a blob

13.01.2026 22:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

we can’t let that guy go to ANOTHER team with no plan at QB

13.01.2026 22:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

they should just round-robin tbh. stefanski to the ravens, harbaugh to the steelers, tomlin to the browns.

13.01.2026 20:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

john harbaugh has the chance to do the raddest thing ever

13.01.2026 20:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ball golf

13.01.2026 20:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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so with silas out at dm officially, if i had to put money one who picked him up i’d bet on discraft

but i actually think the best fit would be MVP. most of their stars are old heads and/or lovable dorks. silas would bring much needed youth and swagger to MVP.

13.01.2026 20:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

patriots are dog-walking whichever of these crappy teams wins this

13.01.2026 03:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RT this with your home river

technically my home course is on cayuga creek, but it’s the same system as the buffalo river so go kick rocks

12.01.2026 22:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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discraft dropped the teaser for their 2026 tour series discs. these are my predictions, thoughts?

(the most likely candidates in my mind for who gets the force would be discraft promoting austin turner to the elite team or signing silas schultz, but those are truly just wild guesses)

12.01.2026 22:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i actually think he’s literally demented and the only thing he’s focused on is the shiny new ballroom his handlers gave him as a special interest project.

steven miller, russ vought, and the heritage foundation boys seem to be the ones driving the ship with trump as the figurehead.

12.01.2026 12:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DRAKE DAMN MAYE

12.01.2026 03:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

super fun frisbee, truly just the opposite of a zone

12.01.2026 02:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i’ve been obsessed with the sol lately, would turn that baby right in there

12.01.2026 02:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

my goat

12.01.2026 02:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

also the jameis winston “somebody jump offsides, damn!” one 😂

12.01.2026 01:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

better q: what can we do about basically every team trying to do the “draw em offsides” thing on 4th and short? feels like we’re constantly having to watch a QB scream into the void for 40 seconds before an inevitable punt.

12.01.2026 01:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Doomsday Chemtrail - 7
Discraft Athena - 7
Discraft Buzzz - 5
Discraft Zone GT (ringer top) - 4
Bernoulli Putter - 2
(Total = 25)

11.01.2026 20:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my winter disc golf league is starting back up next weekend with an interesting format:

choose 5 discs. the total combined speed of the discs cannot exceed 25. playing a par-3 18-hole course. 3 holes are close to 400 feet, but the significant majority are 200-300

what would you bag? i’ll go first:

11.01.2026 20:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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sprained my achilles tendon on new year’s day. FINALLY threw a frisbee again for the first time today.

11.01.2026 03:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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good news everyone. i found the guy with the best DGV username ever.

11.01.2026 03:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they’re very confident that they won’t face ramifications

10.01.2026 06:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i liked when Brady said there haven’t been too many injuries in this game

21.12.2025 04:25 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rochester Jeffersons ahh record

21.12.2025 04:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

KB is cookin. Brady is microwaving at best.

21.12.2025 04:23 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

just introduced my wife to three 6 mafia for the first time on the way home from the gym tonight

her thoughts: “i see why you like this”

20.12.2025 02:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just asked my wife if she wanted to have some of the pie i made before heading to bed

her response: “no, but if you save me some i’ll have it tomorrow”

… did my wife think i was going to eat an entire banana cream pie tonight?

15.12.2025 03:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

post your karaoke song:

wagon wheel gets the people going (ocms version, naturally)

05.12.2025 20:25 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 2

facts. idc what anyone’s 4-time is i swear turpin is the fastest player in the league.

05.12.2025 17:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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