Vixy

Tired: I haven't shopped at Target since the boycott began

Wired: I haven't Bought anything at Target since the boycott began, but I've taken a shit there like 6 times

Woah, piss cola

It’s a good year to be a Gamer. There’s so many good games to play.

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

2026 is the year for girls with guns

Back when Colorado had swag

Very loony toons

Breeding property (monster) is the only right answer.

How much Tylenol until I’m good at programming with rust?

An armoire thingy with blue painters tape across the doors with Top Is Loose!! written on top

tops after retiring from a lifetime of bottoming

Training the old school way

Now that’s good story telling.

How does someone even get a body like that?? He’s built like Mike wazowski

Ontario is hogging them all!

They did! They got cooties everywhere

It’s like a mind virus

Woah that’s swag

Dems aren’t holding the line, nationalists are open in the streets, and the economic bubble will pop soon. Do not wait, prepare.

Black jack is too easy. The real money is slots

I'm about to beat depression (it's hair wash day)

That person is a saint

Someone made an orphanage to rescue all the lost 10 mm socket drivers at maker faire.

I promise to give him a good home.

If you block people who talk electoral politics your mental health will flourish

Goblins just do that sometimes

Poor child, this is heartbreaking

So there’s a website called Deer Of St Nicholas which posts Christmas wish letters from Ukrainian children who had their childhood stolen by the war, anyone can pick a child and get them their present and it’s that time of the year again to achingly scroll it for hours again

But look at all that cake!