Rebecca Alter

'how does a bastard, fat prick, son of a blacksmith from putney'

^opening line of the wolf hall musical in my mind

^intrusive loser thought only suited to bsky

we actually had a nice chat after so i felt bad and deleted ha

Fiyero Is Kind of the Christ of Oz, If You Think About It A steamy, Technicolor Passion of the Christ is happening right under our noses in Wicked: For Good.

wicked is religion for me (indoctrinated as a child) so this actually makes sense www.vulture.com/article/wick...

Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.

BIG CHEESE NEWS: www.vulture.com/article/parm...

right?? you would NEVER KNOW unless your last name was ALSO ALTER

a picture of a window with flowers and butterflies and the words good morning ALT: a picture of a window with flowers and butterflies and the words good morning

anyway GOOD MORNING NEW YORK

my parents called me first thing this morning to tell me to change my name to something less jewish on uber (they suggested 'britney smith') and to move to the florida condo...

@joereid.bsky.social called it on slack right as i was scrolling jon m chu’s mutuals thinking ‘how has colman not already played a singing lion in something’

there's never been a book more made for me ... NEED to read it

as a fellow bad summer haver this means so much!!

charactermaxxing

"Affordable/EndAntiSemitism" in-that-order ... kinda trope-y!

The Comedians You Should and Will Know of 2025 We surveyed more than 200 industry insiders to determine these 21 comedy stars of tomorrow.

HEY YOU GUESS WHAT www.vulture.com/article/best...

genuinely funniest guy alive and its still not enough to make me want to watch shrinking

oops im too hyper today..

i'm THERE

one childhood family road trip to ocean city md imprinted on me in a huge way... the Thrasher's fry buckets loom SO LARGE in my imagination

just said 'hi zohran' to zohran 😍

on THIS episode we discuss... CGI horrors beyond comprehension!

I LOVE BOBBY HILL!!!!!

this was a jason classic

my headcanon is that the historical book carrie is writing actually IS the gilded age. "the woman" is marian (the writing isn't good enough for it to be Gladys)

i'm going to miss this kooky show!

so lovely!! smiling ear to ear reading this

I KNOW! THERE WASN'T A GOOD ONE OF LINCOLN SQUARE ON GETTY IMAGES I AM DOING THE BEST I CAN I AM CHANGING IT NOW UGH!

contributing in an important work meeting

WOW YES

was also reminded i made an avatar way of water gift guide

was reminded i once did the devil wears prada cerulean speech to write-up an avatar trailer and they published it

hi friend!