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I think he has dice but he's afraid to show them to anyone.

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The amount of glorious press 538 got for calculating slightly weighted averages of other polls and calling it a proprietary algorithm was insane.

09.02.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man the death rattle journalism that comes out of the WP for it's last six months is gonna be real fucking dumb.

09.02.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody...

09.02.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. Many of us who weren't sufficiently Trump-curious had to find other places to work.

The libertarian movement had one job, and it failed, and now it wants credit for success.

09.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 830    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 0

In what I can only describe as an inverse of the Onion effect, I really figured this was a joke article and was trying to figure out what the punchline was.

09.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Military Pressured to See β€˜Melania’ Against Their Will A military group has evidence of troops being ordered into theaterβ€”the movie theater.

www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mil...

09.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I want every single one of you who is an artist to find success and happiness making it, and I want every one of who loves to consume art to be swimming in an absolute sea of genius. Every attempt to shortcut that muddies those waters and robs real artists of success. That's my anti-AI stance.

08.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 469    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

You think she might be a hotwife?

#FrightClub #DontGoInTheHouse

08.02.2026 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He killed three woman in real quick succession. Now he's just sorta sputtered out.

08.02.2026 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah we sell old creepy firefighter outfits, large hunting knives, guns... what have you.

Our customer base is limited but they keep coming back.

#FrightClub #DontGoInTheHouse

08.02.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was some incredibly ineffective PPE.

#FrightClub #DontGoInTheHouse

08.02.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well she is in Georgia.

08.02.2026 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Seal with a kiss?"

Dear God please no! Not again!

#DeathName #FrightClub

08.02.2026 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a normal human make-out session.

08.02.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that's where my money is as well.

08.02.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh it's got filo bits in it as well. Okay.

05.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there actually something special about Dubai chocolate or is it just people rediscovering pistachios in desserts?

05.02.2026 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wishmaster 4: End the Pain

05.02.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know as a kid I watched up to like 5 I think... but now I'm remembering this one is the one with robots and I'm kinda realizing I'm gonna regret it.

05.02.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! I just started 4 (watched the other 3 fairly recently).

05.02.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Supernatural Castiel GIF ALT: Supernatural Castiel GIF
05.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh so this guy IS Micheal now?

If he can conjure a sword couldn't he conjure something better than a dirty grey T-shirt?

#Wishmaster3 #FrightClub

05.02.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! It just got SO MUCH more Power Rangers!

05.02.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But the real tragedy is that they never learn to believe in themselves.

05.02.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I liked that the tap on the shoulder was what scared her about the whole situation.

#Wishmaster3 #FrightClub

05.02.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never seen it, but Man or Astroman used to run the trailer for it behind them during shows and it always stuck in the back of my brain.

05.02.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's "The Thing With Two Heads".

05.02.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't the man with two heads Rosie Grier?

05.02.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

little item for the Senate Dems to ponder: which of the reforms you’re currently floating is going to stop this?

04.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2910    πŸ” 620    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 20

Ask the Bailey's how body cameras would fix this?

04.02.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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