🌻Claus🦋

a screenshot from undertale, where burgerpants (a fast food worker at a mcdonald’s parody) is smoking and grinning while saying “I’m 19 years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”

HMU ON DISC I CAN CATCH YOU SOME RQ

touch traded with an irl, pokedex is done! i’d still be willing to fully trade for one but not for a miraidon… that’s unreasonable ik lol but 🤷

a touch trade would be fine too!

haven’t used this app in a hot sec, and i already said this on twt, but… would someone be willing to trade a koraidon for a miraidon (or something else) so i can complete my paldea dex 🥺 literally at 399/400 rn

moreso feel bad that they probably don’t know the implications/have to act a certain way/yeah getting dragged out there. also not a fan of forcing kids to dress formally, but yeah the grandparents probably have it worse when putting it like that

It’s only fair!! Are we not all equal and entitled to the same rights!?

dude why is it named after something you get vaccinated against

my brother, a letterbox user, made a “grocery” “list” the other day. terrifying

@mydadisdracula.bsky.social something about that cup seems familiar

Contender for favorite chart of all time:

Predictions vs. Reality for solar energy.

all would be forgiven with a physically released 3d remake a la link’s awakening/echoes of wisdom/that one fan animation. fuck up the dialogue and story idc i’ll mod that shit

what pisses me off the most about this photo is all those little kids. i feel bad for them, to put it simply

though what pisses me off second most is how the shades of reds and blues in their flags don’t line up. completely unacceptable

…actually, considering the recent translation of paper mario, maybe they wouldn’t fuck m3 up. only a maybe

i can’t decide what would be worse for the mother fandom, an official m3 localization or a smash bros movie

working great for a couple days, until now!

i think we gotta eat sushi with the rest of the rich, then

Don't do it! Do you know how many projects the squirrels have going on?

Black sand beach in the foreground. People walking on the beach and ocean waves in the distance. Mountain and rock formations on the left side of the photo.

Reynisfjara Black Sand Beach, Iceland. March 2022.

#WaterWednesday #Iceland #travel

MAGA Math problems in our schools

Manananggal Girlfriend. Manananggal girlfriend, her torso detached from his lower body, guts hanging from her abdomen holds hands with her human girlfriend. She asks "hey, do you want a beer?" Her girlfriend nods in agreement. The manananggal goes to the fridge, leaving her lower body on the couch. She returns with a beer. Human girlfriend says "thank you" manananggal girlfriend asks "do you want a head massage?" Human girlfriend says "you spoil me." Manananggal girlfriend uses her protruding entrails to massage human girlfriend's head with a SQUIDGE SQUIDGE noise. They both drink beers simultaneously.

My old art style was very cute tbh 🥺 This Red blood cell and Violet Evergarden were my fav drawings some years ago

🔁+❤️ are appreciated 🙏😌

#fanart #art

Anti-cop sticker seen in Chambéry, Savoie, France

Love this. Also..

from graduation trip ft. my brother

from graduation ceremony also ft. my brother

from senior prom ft. claus and lucas plushies

from my final high school musical performance (i played bass in the pit orchestra)

here are some photos where i just look good tho lol. i don’t mind femininity, i just don’t like being seen as a woman, you know? less of a trapped in my body type thing and more of a other’s perceptions trapping/pigeon-holing me

trans joy thread

it’s hard for me to know what my “true self” looks like, being nb and since my fashion sense often lines up with my agab. but while looking for pics, i found this photo from when i forgot my umbrella during a downpour, and i at least find joy in humor/how silly i look here lol

i don’t believe in capital punishment but trying to avoid the death penalty after killing people is wild