Laura

Have you ever just been living your life and then suddenly remembered the band Straylight Run's entire back catalogue all in one moment?

My Letterboxd top four?
⚫ Muppet*Vision 4D
🟠 The Bourne Stuntacular
🟢 Shrek 4-D
🔵 T2-3D: Battle Across Time

I spend a dumb amount of time thinking about how Wyclef Jean originally did a version of Dance Like This without Shakira for the Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights soundtrack and to me it's miles better than the Shakira one

Reformer Pilates is all the aesthetics of sharing a matcha with a Kardashian sister, paired with the machinery of a trap from the Saw films

New hope for Egyptian Halls, The Lighthouse could become a tech hub, Godshot Studio boss reveals plans for old Tusk nightclub, duck explodes in Dennistoun + date set for Wyndford demolition

One of these things is not like the other...

I try to never be jealous of another woman... except for the woman who read a book whilst sitting backwards on the bus. Ugh, what I'd give you have your motion resilience

The whole way through Nosferatu I kept expecting Laszlo Cravensworth to turn up at any moment

I think my version of the zoomies is having a Carly Rae Jepson dance party whilst waiting for the oven to pre-heat

There should really be a kitchen cupboard that's airtight for all the open packets I need to keep somewhere airtight *Lonely Island's Incredible Thoughts plays*

Because Edinburgh's Hogmanay was cancelled BBC Scotland just replayed footage of last year's fireworks at midnight and now I'm worried that we have to restart the year 2024 all over again

I was worried I'd wasted my time watching A Castle for Christmas but it came up TWICE in the film quiz I went to tonight so who is the winner now huh?!*
*Still not me - I spent 90ish minutes watching it. Most of the Scottish accents in it hurt my ears

This is so cool

Big fan of the TV show Yellowjackets. Or as I've accidentally called it 276 times, Yellowcard.

If you are a brand and you've spent a lot of time and effort branding up lovely cardboard boxes you post customers goods in... Can you just not at this time of year? Literally stick it in a duct taped carrier bag I can't handle trying to commando crawl gifts into the house past my partner anymore

i feel like there should be a person who's job it is to show up the first day of shooting, sit the director and the cinematographer down in a room and say "whatever you're about to do, it does not need to be that dark."

I am way too emotionally invested in the news around the Broadway musical Swept Away for a girl who does not live in the US hence will not get to see it

We've been binge watching Yellowjackets before bed so my dreams recently have been unenjoyable

The only thing keeping me social is that they haven't released Frostpunk 2 to consoles yet... but I swear the second they do you'll never hear from me again. I will be so into it you'll need to have a proclamation to get children working in the coal mines for me to even consider returning your call

Imagine having such good cheekbones that the second a zombie pops up in a trailer everyone thinks it's you. Poor Cillian Murphy.

It's so cold outside. You'd think in the year 2024 we'd have figured out how to warm up the world globally or something by now idk

A real popular hobby in Glasgow is crossing the road slowly in front of buses. You can watch on with horror on almost any city centre street.