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It is still fucking January.

31.01.2026 04:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Teasers for Super Bowl ads are the dumbest waste of marketing money.

25.01.2026 23:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Another day, another Rubicon crossed. #ice #minneapolis

07.01.2026 19:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every single day is the absolute best day for a general strike.

06.01.2026 23:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stop amplifying these demons.

04.07.2025 01:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shameful

02.07.2025 21:12 — 👍 25019 🔁 7012 💬 431 📌 225

It’s time for a MFin’ general strike y’all.

04.07.2025 01:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.

08.06.2025 21:54 — 👍 47008 🔁 14538 💬 2961 📌 1369

I kinda want a bathtub like Francis’s in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.

18.05.2025 01:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Communion will now be a shot of Malort and the corner piece from a tavern-style pizza. #newpope

08.05.2025 19:13 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Cram that trophy up sideways, jackass.

07.05.2025 17:29 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whatever happened to that puppy Narwhal that was born with a tail on its forehead?

01.05.2025 06:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

JD Vance killed the Pope.

21.04.2025 09:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whisky-leaks.

21.04.2025 01:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No lies told. #china

13.04.2025 04:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.

From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.

24.03.2025 20:13 — 👍 42716 🔁 11905 💬 1900 📌 1488

Pharmaceutical ads are keeping background actors employed.

24.03.2025 15:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Add in ‘safer.’ And do it for all the lines.

21.03.2025 00:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On it.

15.03.2025 02:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Official death of the Democratic Party.

14.03.2025 21:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN.

☎️: (202) 224-3121

Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid.

The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING.

Call retiring Senators too!

14.03.2025 14:59 — 👍 66623 🔁 19646 💬 2988 📌 1094

They want to cut USPS - so they can own it.

They want to cut Amtrak - so they can own it.

They want to cut Social Security - so they can force you to use private financial firms more.

They want to cut Medicare and the VA - so they can force you to use private healthcare more.

11.03.2025 15:39 — 👍 4148 🔁 1604 💬 203 📌 99

It’s a “windows open” kind of day in Chicago.

11.03.2025 15:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He 100% will not buy a Tesla today.

11.03.2025 15:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Conservatives warning about George Soros but make the footage Elon Musk

11.03.2025 15:09 — 👍 2315 🔁 647 💬 72 📌 69

Democracy dies in decorum.

06.03.2025 17:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Democrats continue to choose decorum over democracy. #stateoftheunion

05.03.2025 04:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It looks like his signature.

04.03.2025 08:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why do they hold spin classes in dark rooms?

04.03.2025 00:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Boycott Amazon. Cancel Prime.

27.02.2025 10:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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