@theanxiousanus.bsky.social
apologetically myself
david is so washed. spitz is the king of sunflower seeds
25.07.2025 17:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0gonna tell my grandchildren i was clapper of the week
25.07.2025 00:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0tempted to do a cartwheel for self harm reasons
23.07.2025 21:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0big day for damian lillard toyota
18.07.2025 02:37 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in a throuple with my wife and a pregnancy pillow
11.07.2025 04:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fast food mobile ordering saved my marriage
22.06.2025 19:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0taco bell rewards status slipped from fire to hot and i weight more now than i did before
19.06.2025 23:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fucking miracle potatoes are nutritious
16.05.2025 22:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
had mixed results today
30.04.2025 02:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0vacuum lines on the carpet get me going
30.04.2025 01:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0would recommend against listening to ‘i know how you die’ by snooze on a turbulent flight
18.04.2025 04:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bout to drop some sausages on the stone
16.04.2025 03:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0monopoly web3 edition:
- blockchain puts banker out of the job
- railroads are hyperloop tunnels and don’t make money
- electric company is most valuable property due to ai server farm demand
- jail? no. there are no regulations
- boardwalk goes underwater two hours in due to climate change
greet death and stay inside singles on the same day? feasting
16.04.2025 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0spotify, give me the three cheers re-release
11.04.2025 14:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the nerds they use on gummy clusters are too small. we can handle the grown up nerds
11.04.2025 00:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0does @wweek.com have a working rss feed anymore? www.wweek.com/arcio/rss/ doesn't work
07.04.2025 20:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dare i dairy
06.04.2025 18:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0how does the youtube video load and play before the title is even rendered
03.04.2025 21:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a coming soon sign for a sushi and steak restaurant at a former cracker barrel location
dei ain’t dead. sushi and steak taking over the old cracker barrel
16.03.2025 20:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0keep christ out of christmas
15.03.2025 04:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i like to dine locally as much as i can. even though they usually mess up my order, i always go to the taco bell nearest my house
15.03.2025 02:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the worst person you know meme guy
is this the worst person you know? or is it me when they’re right?
14.03.2025 03:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a smirking bernedoodle
just farted
12.03.2025 22:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
google search of “average length of baby” with result 19-20 inches
i think they’re admitting they were a below average length and a dick from birth
11.03.2025 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 03 > 1 > 4 >>>> 5 > 2 = 6
06.03.2025 23:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the world’s better without fitch, but where would millennial women be without abercrombie
06.03.2025 02:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i wish more of my coworkers were autistic
03.03.2025 21:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0short, light, and loathsome
01.03.2025 22:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0panera dressing sweeter than lime gatorade
01.03.2025 22:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
