valentino

hmmm government shutdown but my paycheck says federal taxes were taken…I’m getting mixed signals

scheduling a vasectomy just to use some sick days

I don't want to make this about me but Charlie Kirk and I share a birthday to the day and year.

exhausting.

my Bluesky algorithm is all over the place

truly rude

got stung by a wasp playing pickleball. I hope this is like the spiderman plot line

TOO good

love island UK this season was quality television

I've put 7 hours into Grounded 2 solo without leaving much of the first research station. there are so many more bugs and they far more spicy. someone takedown a wolf spider with me

all I want to do is play Grounded 2

it’s just like grounded

I was on a walk two days ago and got stung on my leg. It’s beewildering

stuck in two different book series this year and my goal is to finish them before October

Buon Giorno and happy sunday from my paddle board 🚣

let it be known, I've sent my immigrant parents in the Bronx 100+ text messages today about voting for Mamdani and how rank choice voting works. wish I remained a resident of NY just for this moment

it’s going to ruin the tour, Donny!

so, hypothetically, you were punched in the face, and then the punch thrower immediately called for peace, that’s sound logic, right?

the way I cannot write a sentence right now with the fuckery that is this country right now

no longer a new york city resident, but doesn't mean I cannot convince my parents to vote for Zohran Mamdani

there’s enough evidence to suggest things have never been the same since the black eyed peas split

new york introducing the idea of a 4-day work week could convince me moving back

almost streamed yesterday, but then forgot 🍅

no kings, just emperor Kuzco

I don't know how we managed it, but two of our tomato plants didn't make it so far. the heat wave has not been kind

spent the weekend digging out a little grass area for a flower bed

thank you! Hmm maybe The Book of Doors and Babylonia. Oh! And Remarkably Bright Creatures

started my twentieth book yesterday. trying to get to thirty this year

We’ve got to try it !

this weekend we are doing all the flowers but the next weekend that’s when we’ll tackle vegetables like zucchini, tomatoes, kale, spinach, and we are thinking about trying green beans.