Fingers crossed and well done for taking the plunge.
05.02.2026 20:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Ah! You're planning to go tomorrow.
Even if you decide not to get a cat, at least you still get a day surrounded by cats.
05.02.2026 20:09 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I was quite specific. Anyway, that's what copywriters are for. What would the food situation be like?
05.02.2026 20:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Sounds like you need to visit them.
05.02.2026 19:54 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Mr Pip likes,
Sleeping
Getting up
Walks
Sticks
Balls
Grass
Wet grass
Sleeping
Squirrels, the chasing thereof
Guarding the tree that a squirrel was in five hours ago
Cheese
Glittering sunbeams
Steak night
Sleeping
Whatever the cats are eating
Sniffs
Sleeping
Cheese
Sleeping
05.02.2026 19:30 โ ๐ 56 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 1
Just sloppy wording.
05.02.2026 19:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I know you mean "mankind", not "men", and the good ones rarely seem to reach the higher echelons, just like women.
But if your point is, "Now it's time for the animals to have a go," then I'm on the same page, my squirrel friend.
05.02.2026 18:52 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Let it all out?! Bit much to drink in one go.
05.02.2026 18:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Russel Hobbs
05.02.2026 18:44 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I was just going off LinkedIn.
05.02.2026 15:38 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Either way, it's wet everywhere.
05.02.2026 15:36 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Haven't asked him where he was in the opium wars yet.
05.02.2026 15:35 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Poisodon adventure.
05.02.2026 15:31 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
That's mean! You're fine just the way you are Wulfie.
05.02.2026 15:26 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Many of the male prime ministers haven't exactly done a great job either, and there's been a lot more of them.
05.02.2026 15:11 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
No?
05.02.2026 14:57 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
They didn't get the golf cart out?
05.02.2026 14:55 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
And also kinda wholesome.
05.02.2026 14:36 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I didn't ratshame you!
05.02.2026 13:23 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Doing some 3D printer maintenance?
05.02.2026 13:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Is there a Funky Squirrel song though?
05.02.2026 12:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Guten nachmittag MC ๐
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05.02.2026 12:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
You're looking a bit trimmer I see.
05.02.2026 12:52 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
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You are loved. Pass it on.
05.02.2026 03:54 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0
To be fair @poisonousratbag.bsky.social does know how to use a mouse...
Poor Charlie.
05.02.2026 12:04 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Planet of the apes time!
05.02.2026 10:18 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
That's a solid point.
05.02.2026 10:15 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Morning Janice! ๐
05.02.2026 10:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
It's very bad. You divided by zero and now the universe is broken.
05.02.2026 10:03 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Morning Gruff! ๐คฃ๐
05.02.2026 09:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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