Chris Sinchok

16.09.2025 14:40 — 👍 11100    🔁 4671    💬 90    📌 262

this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close

15.09.2025 16:31 — 👍 3141    🔁 486    💬 36    📌 13

China is close to completing the world’s largest cooling tower at Lianjiang nuclear power plant.

It’s already more than 200m tall.

The nuclear plant is an American design. CNNC has innovated on the construction techniques by deploying a shipyard crane to move the heavy modules

18.08.2025 23:43 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Facebook screenshot, reading: "Got scolded by the manager of our hotel where we are living for not wearing shoes. She denied my doctor letter as well. Idk how to go about it without getting kicked out. This was the first time it's happened since we have been there"

Facebook screenshot: "My husband just got banned by the store manager Brenda from the Circle K off the Rock Road and Cypress in Saint Ann Missouri for being barefoot in the store. She even threatened to call the police when he told her it wasn't illegal. He said go ahead he wasn't doing anything wrong. She didn't call the cops but she told him not to come back to the store"

Bryan, I hope you're in the private "Barefoot is Legal" group on facebook.

06.08.2025 15:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well that one’s great too. Happy Birthday!

11.06.2025 01:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Des Plaines River Trail???

11.06.2025 01:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've got two tickets to the Western Kabuki live show that I can no longer use. Happy to give them to someone who can. 10pm tomorrow at the Lincoln Lodge in Chicago. Shoot me a DM if you want 'em!

@junlper.beer @birdrespecter.bsky.social

14.03.2025 15:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A page of the print edition of the Onion with honestly so so many words and related design elements I cannot quite figure out how to alt text it but I’m working on it

Honestly getting a print sub to @theonion.com is the best decision I’ve made in a long time

28.02.2025 00:36 — 👍 1136    🔁 86    💬 28    📌 8

Super Bowl Party Host Screams At Guests For Lackluster First-Half Snacking CHICAGO—Blasting the group’s “absolutely pathetic” first-half snacking effort, Super Bowl party host Glenn Warren reportedly flew into a wild rage Sunday, screaming at guests to start munching with some intensity. “Come on, we’re getting crushed out there—we only racked up 44 chips in the first half,” said Warren, who sources confirmed was angrily pacing up and down the living room. “I want to see four or five people swarming to the dip. On the last drive, not even one of you touched the damn guacamole. We need to make our presence felt and really hit that veggie platter. It’s crunch time.” At press time, Warren was frantically yelling at guests to jump on a loose cheese ball.

Super Bowl Party Host Screams At Guests For Lackluster First-Half Snacking theonion.com/super-b...

10.02.2025 01:50 — 👍 1411    🔁 63    💬 14    📌 3

Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths

Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths
theonion.com/existentiali...

04.01.2025 18:22 — 👍 3636    🔁 285    💬 24    📌 15

David Zaslav, it is on fuckin’ sight you penny pinching mother fucker

16.12.2024 15:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It

New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It
theonion.com/new-law-requ...

13.12.2024 16:15 — 👍 18207    🔁 2838    💬 225    📌 141

Health Care Administration Wastes Half a Trillion Dollars Every Year Health insurers are actually very bad.

Annoyed myself reading a lot of bad takes over the last week. Matt Bruenig says everything I would want to say. www.peoplespolicyproject.org/2024/12/10/h...

11.12.2024 19:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A tall pepper plant in a garden bed, with small red fruits

Saying goodbye to this beautiful boy.

20.11.2024 18:28 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love that they had to change this one to "wife"

19.11.2024 23:30 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0