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The Checkered Panda

@thecheckeredpanda.bsky.social

writer and avid reader. I sleep upside down like a bat 🦇

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staying hydrated is so damn inconvenient...

09.05.2025 11:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you abduct someone and send them involuntarily and without recourse to a country where they've never lived to be imprisoned, that isn't deportation, it's human trafficking

09.04.2025 14:23 — 👍 13867    🔁 3923    💬 251    📌 142
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No. You’ve been watching stock market fraud.

09.04.2025 23:11 — 👍 55611    🔁 12259    💬 2944    📌 799

warm pumpkin chicken soup and a sloppy romance when you're sick >>>>>>🥘🎥💋

28.01.2025 20:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

get well soon Peter! 🤍

15.11.2024 16:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What I would quite like please is for somebody to write the rest of my book for me. Not in a ghost-writing cheaty way, just in a physically lifting my fingers onto the keyboard and slapping me every time I think about wandering into the kitchen.

Applicants welcome.

15.11.2024 09:11 — 👍 16626    🔁 494    💬 725    📌 62
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For real 😲

14.11.2024 12:23 — 👍 10567    🔁 1092    💬 116    📌 52

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