Astra Jean

It's so fucking sick that even if a GM loses it's head the pilot can say "fuck it", open the cockpit and fight til he can't fight anymore.

While composing a little treatise on Eternity, I had the curiosity to place a mirror before me

(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice

knowing "how the computer works" is quickly going from "advantageous skillset in office job" to "godlike degree of metacognition when navigating reality"

The Phantom of the Paradise

circa. 2022

We're not doing another round of emotional labor dynamics in interpersonal relationships are we

People are not seriously claiming doordash is less effort than microwaving something. That is completely unserious.

Really impossible to overstate how completely this guy has failed at every aspect of being an opposition leader over the past six months. Jeffries is a truly inspiring example for every soulless careerist who would rather be king of nothing than stand for anything decent in the world.

I don't think you should talk about people like this

My boss has pissed me off so much that it's bled significantly into my off time, which is not to mention the 9 months he harassed me constantly off hours. The only justice to me would be if I got to randomly non-lethally electrocute him for 9 months.

Look what else are you gonna think about as you're stuck in traffic and a guy merges late over the divider.

Kind of a no duh statement but as a symptom and propagator of hyper individualism, driving just overwhelmingly rewards being a bad actor.

Shoutouts to honey nut cheerios

If your response to "the one you like is the good one, and the one liked by the people you don't like is the bad one" is "exactly! Simple and effective" you are a fucking dullard, sorry.

Just saw somebody openly admit "I consume things soley for the representation" and while I must respect their upfront honesty, I also therefore find their intellect to be about that of a hive insect.

San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat

Look not to rehash old discourse but I just read the argument "TLJ was good because it gave orphans a hero in Rey"

... what are we doing here c'mon

Just wanted to reiterate this today

This is a joke to be clear but if you're always complaining about the party finder there's one common denominator

It's that easy you're all bad

at last he loses his identity; takes the mystic ocean at his feet for the visible image of that deep, blue, bottomless soul

Hey Chris, if you're reading this: I hope you keel over alone you snitching useless motherfucker.

It's crazy how many of my problems would be solved if my boss just died.

I want to be known as the most hating of the french in all my interpersonal relationships

Despite how good everybody is saying Expedition 33 is, and despite me literally purchasing it, I find myself unable to start it because I hate the french.

Anime Cyndaquil grabbed by a claw machine.

AH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m extremely upset about how good this looks wtf

Some people are too leftist to show up on time and, frankly, it's embarrassing.