Ben

There I am!

omg

Imagine finally being big enough to bag a Saint Laurent dress and they hand you a trash bag.

ExCUSE me this suggestion that Tilly Norwood could replace THEE Gwyneth Paltrow.

Incredible news. I must see Law shit on more people's dreadful designs.

At least with Criterion there are limits to what they can pick, because I’ve seen an alarming number of people choosing Shrek as one of their Letterboxd Top 4.

Increasingly, it’s just gorgeous, thoughtful production design with no purpose, occasionally propped up by a great performance (Chastain, Blanchett) over-compensating for a weak screenplay. I despair!

I for one am excited for Charlie Puth's Ray of Light.

Not unhinged; correct.

Did not enjoy that book full stop tbh

Drop the book’s title, please.

My brother is obsessed with this - what he calls the ‘high gloss bobbins’ genre. There’s so much of it, and yet I am *seated*

Just in time for my birthday.

Happy ‘gay men falling over themselves to let you know how much they hate Taylor Swift’ Day to all who celebrate!

Amazing how so many extra-terrestrial and otherwise spooky beasties sound so much like dolphins and whales.

Immediately reminded of when this won Best Costume Design at the Oscars, and Milena Canonero referred to the award as ‘a nice doll’ before saying she had to keep it short because her husband ‘wanted to get out of here as quickly as possible.’

Actually so delighted for the winner, although Jesus surely takes Moment of the Season when he claimed to have been ‘nothing but humble and a care-giver.’

Julie Christie obviously wins in 2007, but 2005 is such a deeply cursed year for Best Actress. Does Maria Bello get a very well-deserved nomination for A History of Violence, or maybe even Zhang Ziyi for Memoirs of a Geisha? Does Keira Knightley WIN that year?

Does anyone else lie awake at night wondering, in the world of The Morning Show, who won Best Actress at the Oscars in 2005 and 2007?

Can’t wait to book and get my own all-clear from ‘500+ other conditions.’

ANOTHER ONE

Repeating to Heidi, ‘I like to work with people who are kind’ before walking into the workroom and saying to the twin that they don’t deserve to be there…impeccable.

omg - you are *wasted* in that group chat

Depends why it’s being suggested to me: because I’m a secret Swank stan, or I just require an MRI.

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Nothing to see here, just double Oscar-winner / Annette Bening’ mortal enemy, Hilary Swank doing spon con for MRI machines.

Can’t get over the Courtney Love hair.

What do you MEAN you’ve chosen something less than 5 years old?

The second-hand embarrassment I receive watching people’s Letterboxd Top 4 is honestly staggering.

I just know that Whitaker would know what to do with her.