I love saying the word exacerbate like I know what the fuck fancy words are. I’ll toss that into anything. Don’t exacerbate that sandwich by putting on too much mustard. What are you gonna do? Challenge me, the man who used the fancy word?

Kendrick really kicked Drake ass.

This must be how my very offline friends felt when I told them Twitter is hilarious

It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.

Blurry road sign that reads “battledykes”

girls night

The baffled and traumatized survivors of the Black Death in 1353:

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

My superpower is I can tell whenever the coffee cups in a tv show are empty. Law & Order hasn’t seen a wet cup in 30 years.

this is like my handlers dropping a rock in my new enclosure to make it feel more like my former habitat ❤️

anything i dont like about bluesky at most makes me groan and roll my eyes which is still a marked improvement over my skull trying to leave my body through my face on x

The idea of anything on the left being an echo chamber is absurd because even our factions of factions have robust, contentious and often vitriolic debates with each other. We are constantly doing the Judean People's Front versus People's Front of Judea thing.

“Please see cashier” I will kill myself

Democrats have spent years carefully abandoning political positions it fears might cost them votes, each time getting closer to the ultimate goal: a political party that has zero positions and therefore cannot lose votes.

Really excited to be in this echo chamber of good people, people making good things, and people finding good ways to live in a tough world.

yearning

ohhh you’re gonna use the military ohh so scared.

where’s your wall, bitch

sir, we've decoded the alien transmission and uhh, well we're pretty sure they're probably not very good with english cause it uh.. well it just doesn't really make sense to us that they'd be this homophobic. like, why would that be what they lead with, you know?

the big bad wolf, writing for the Atlantic: building brick houses might be popular with insular academics afraid of intellectual debate, but in practice they are a stifling barrier to free speech

youre too late mister bond i played with all the dogs and petted them a lot and when you try to play with them theyll be too tired to want to do anything

A picture of the El Greco museum in Toledo, Spain

enjoy your El Greco chamber

most of the time I tell somebody in New England I’m from WV they think I mean the western part of Virginia, but one time a guy responded with “WEST BY GOD VIRGINIA” and at that moment I felt like I could have run through a brick wall Kool-Aid Man style

Podcasters who have never lived outside their blue state and looked for crawdads in the creek with their cousins while mawmaw prepared their Bible verses to rehearse be like “Here’s What Kamala Did Wrong”