Cosmically Funny

REPUBLICANS AGAINST TRUMP

Trump is the epitome of a danger to himself and others.

My superpower when I was a kid was mildly electrocuting people after shuffling on the carpet in wool socks.

I need a weirdo to buy my used socks.

Instead of my loving family, everybody I've ever offended will be standing in the tunnel of light with soap in socks.

I got a pair of tube socks, but it's easier to squeeze the toothpaste out without one.

Me: *pulls your panties to one side*
*puts socks next to them in the drawer*

Socks that moan when you cum into them.

I fall asleep with my socks on and wake up with them off like nature intends.

I might be out of toilet paper, but I'm not out of socks.

Grippy socks: Textured for her pleasure.

Does sex rhyme with socks? Trying to get this love letter just right.

I wonder what songs make people from my past think of me...

*goes to a police conference wearing a "My name is: MURDERER" name tag*

*flexes on the dog by chewing his shit up*

They say real love only comes around once, but IDK, I've blown it at least three times that I can think of.

Krinkle @Krinkle8: "Someone pointed out that "oh my god, becky, look at her butt" passes the bechdel test and I haven't stopped laughing for a week"

Imagine being so afraid of women you call yourself an incel to not seem like a total wuss.

Aren't bears more interested in twinks than women?

No, really, what?

I didn't eat your dog.

I don't want to be cremated, but if for some reason I am, I want my ashes thrown into oncoming wind by people with open mouths.

I may seem calm and laid-back, but it's probably just the Buspar and Wellbutrin.

cut vegetables onion bell pepper tomato garlic

sausages in a skillet

cooked veggies and sausage

Italian sausage hoagies with Parmigian

Success!

trump's Enemy Within

The Wicked Homeland Security Witch of Trump! 🧹

This bitch too!

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Can we all agree that the police institution is not even remotely effective?

Do I want ham or sausage?

If they can’t tell a party balloon from a drone I don’t think they can tell a citizen from a non citizen.

For profit healthcare violates our right to life. for profit prisons is a violation of the right to liberty. our whole hustle culture is a violation of the right to pursuit of happiness