@maiahmaline.bsky.social
Snarky, but harmless. Loves a good pun or turn of phrase. You make me laugh, I’ll probably follow you. Liberal, but politically wandering in the wasteland at the moment. Uncle to five cats.
Democracy should strive to make voting easier, not harder.
15.02.2026 01:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a speed skater (in my youth), those crossovers in the turns always make me horny.😍
15.02.2026 01:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Haven’t heard of any declarations of love for his lovely bride melania yet this Valentine’s Day.
15.02.2026 01:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who didn’t see this coming?
14.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Would Trump be nearly as universally hated if he had JUST STAYED AT THE TOP OF THAT ESCALATOR?
13.02.2026 23:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Winter in Minneapolis, Portland for the rainy season, where next? Phoenix for the summer?🥵
ICE really needs to plan their vacations more carefully
As counter intuitive as it seems:
FUND THE IRS!
Where can I find out if I’m in the Epstein files? I need to have my cover story ready.
12.02.2026 03:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got a brain crush on #lawrenceodonnell
12.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I asked ChatGPT who should play me in a movie of my life. It came back with three names:
Emma stone
Soirsie Ronan
Margot Robbie
Is ChatGPT telling me something I should know? (Check my profile pic)😅😅😅
Gymnastics should be a contact sport.
11.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why would they ever choose him as a counselor? He’s so divisive.
10.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Some theaters are probably looking to get rid of their prints of the Melania movie…. So all we need is a warehouse 😅
10.02.2026 14:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel hurt that I didn’t see it, and Trump did.🥲
09.02.2026 03:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just you wait…. Trump will claim that Olympic gold.
“I made America great! I deserve that bottle catch!”
Went for dinner with my brother and SIL (both MAGA). So of course we’re watching TP halftime show. I must say, riveting! A crowd of at least 100!
09.02.2026 01:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe it should smile more
09.02.2026 00:45 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Filled with algae and empty beer cans
09.02.2026 00:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If he had a peanut farm, I’m sure he would’ve given that up.🙄
09.02.2026 00:27 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Just name it Dullest Rump Airport
08.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How many decent men (or women) will we need to elect to make up for the indecent one we elected? How much will we need to do to make it up to the rest of the world?
08.02.2026 03:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Impeachments don’t just come about from nothing. We should have learned our lesson the first time.
08.02.2026 03:21 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Personal note to Trump: I don’t think your idea of “legacy” is turning out to what you think it’ll be.
07.02.2026 02:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
