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"You notice people only got mad about the comedians going to Saudi Arabia once they found out about it" is kind of a flimsy defense.

10.10.2025 05:31 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

JK Rowling and Trump have spent the last decade in an old-fashioned piece-of-shit off.

10.10.2025 05:28 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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MUSIC VIDEOS — Daniel Strange

more relevant than ever:
www.danielstrange.com/new-gallery/...

10.10.2025 05:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If the Nobel people gave him a prize that spelled it 'piece' and they put 'of shit' in really small letters, he'd never know the difference and it'd be just absolutely all time of them. I don't know if any Nobels follow me, but if so, come on. Do it. You'd be legends!

08.10.2025 23:26 — 👍 66    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 0

Skibidi toilet the Chinese chicken.
Is that anything?

06.10.2025 02:23 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

If your take on AI doesn't contain "... so fuck AI" it's not a super great nor relevant take.

03.10.2025 21:37 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I gotta get on this list!

25.09.2025 22:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

JESUS (non-white, speaking not English): Who wants to get raptured???
CHRIZZOS: ummm

23.09.2025 19:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On top of the rapture and everything else, Mark Wahlberg is playing Parker now? This stupid world

22.09.2025 15:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The people who did the show I Love the 70s should do one called I Hate the Nows.

21.09.2025 20:59 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah but what movie thinks of you as perfect?

21.09.2025 20:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Disling? Quisney? Are those anything?

21.09.2025 01:56 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Acquiescence and capitulation to someone who couldn't spell either is extra humiliating

20.09.2025 03:28 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

How is there a sequel song to and YouTube user versions of We Didn't Start the Fire but not These Are The Daves I Know?

20.09.2025 02:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it just me or does stuff seem pretty bad right now?

19.09.2025 22:51 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nobody better nix my talk show!

18.09.2025 06:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I see a lot of posts about how a guy was a husband and father that seem insensitive to the point of ignoring the fact that he was a hateful shitbag

18.09.2025 06:10 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Dude. You totally care what we all say.

17.09.2025 20:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hang on. Noah Wyle beat Adam Scott? And also every single other thing that is happening? Come on.

15.09.2025 22:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remember in 3 when Freddy said "welcome to prime viewing time" to that one aspiring actress?

15.09.2025 15:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

are you watching this for breakfast?

15.09.2025 14:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did anything end up happening in the war between Chicago and America?

12.09.2025 23:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tell me, were any of these kids super full of hate or nah?

12.09.2025 02:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Takes takes takes!

10.09.2025 20:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Nice love you got here. It'd be a shame if anything happened to it." -Maurice

10.09.2025 17:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've been bloosking since the fall of twitter to little to no engagement and today I posted a screengrab of a thing about AI and it is spreading like goddamn hotcakes.
So there's that.

09.09.2025 22:02 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Starting to regret inventing the podcast

09.09.2025 20:15 — 👍 902    🔁 111    💬 168    📌 581

"The prodigal son returns!" -fictional characters, exclusively

09.09.2025 04:34 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

On the first day of fifth grade, the teacher asked us to let her know if we preferred a nickname as she took attendance. On his turn, a new kid named Sean said "Wolf."
It was a misunderstanding. Wasn't his nickname so much as one he'd be cool with.
He backed right off it.
Too bad.

08.09.2025 04:20 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man sitting in front of a computer with the words please and thank you behind him ALT: a man sitting in front of a computer with the words please and thank you behind him

Hereby subscribing to the podcast version of Isabella Teacup

08.09.2025 03:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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