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This weekend was mostly good. The Tom Lehrer convention was great but too crowded! Get a bigger space next year, it's not rocket science, ya buncha Wernher Von Brauns!

I grew up listening to his albums and only found his kids stuff later. Like hearing the real songs after knowing Weird Al's parodies, I often got the jokes years later

Weird that in the movie Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis's character was actually named Bruce Willis's Character

Driverless car driverlessing behind me should be the weirdest thing in the world but this world is really going through it right now

So they flagged every mention of Trump in the Epstein files, eh? That seems really handy, can we see those please?

Congratulations to friends whose podcasts made it on to the Time top 100 podcasts of all time!

Hey regular aged people - just so you know, the youth says "aesthetic" when they mean "aesthetically pleasing" and there's just so much more worthwhile things than that to be mad at right now.

The front page of Netflix is devoted to a show where Eric Bana is a gritty National Park detective man. The other options are all some professional wrestling opportunities.
Remember when Radio Shacks still existed for some reason? That's what Netflix feels like. A front for something.

"golddang workers leavin' that fact'ree! get back in there, workers!" *K'pew K'pew*

We're so smug about those people being scared watching the movie with the train arriving in the station, but look how fucking stupid everyone is today right now, you know? The stupidest ever.

Pro tip. If you're trying to make library and bribery rhyme, make both words sound like bribery and not library

Today I saw a cybertruck with an ad for AI slapped on there for the purposes of gilding the lily in shit where it's a lily already made of shit.

YouTube video by Hanna Flint Ryan Coogler talks Sinners, vampires and capitalism (SPOILERS)

You will never guess what The Coog's favorite Stephen King book is

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Million dollar app idea! Uber but for Lyfts

Iron Giant is a Superman movie

I hope it was geometry.

To entertain the hell out of you and make you want to make movies I bet

Fine!

This is how I find out?

They called my sister the village bicycle because everybody fucked that bicycle

They really did it.

Cool to find out that the Ghostbusters logo was designed by Brian Eno

Why not go ahead and grab up a few copies of Maris's book for once in your goddamned life?

Zendaya as Bond or stop doing Bond.

If you need me to be the one to tell you about Josh, you're doing a ton of stuff wrong

Wanna feel old? You're the same age right now that Bill Murray was in Rushmore.

Great!

Have you seen it yet? It's been out!

You knew I was a scorpion when you picked me up and I rocked you like a hurricane.