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Feels like our representatives are waiting for us to impeach Trump.

Googled where to watch A Mighty Wind. A link took me to Netflix. Netflix said "WE DO NOT CARRY IT BUT DO YOU WANT TO WATCH LICORICE PIZZA RIGHT NOW?" which is as 2026 as it gets.

I hate this documentary

When is this joke from? The KF in KFC doesn't even stand for Kentucky Fried anymore. That joke and anyone who tells it should be retired.

No more fucking grampas in government!

onward and sameward

So I guess Aranofsky is in the Epstein files

Maybe abolish ICE by releasing the Epstein files. A little roundabout maybe but let's try it

At a certain point, the only way to raise the stakes to keep us distracted from the Epstein files would be releasing the Epstein files

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On top of everything else going on "comptroller" is pronounced "controller."

a cartoon of spongebob with his eyes closed and bubbles coming out of his hand ALT: a cartoon of spongebob with his eyes closed and bubbles coming out of his hand

that ought to do it.

Fuck ICE, sure, absolutely. Also though, fuck up ICE. Fuck em up, y'all.

It'd be funny if Mamdani got Greenland just for New York

Snort as much as you can. Your time starts now

So excited for @joshgondelman.bsky.social to do a mess of blow with the Taskmaster guys!

That email could have been an intrusive thought

Bechdel failing a Turing test is bananas.

At this point, saying "saying the quiet part out loud" out loud might not be enough

Evel Knievel? I wonder if she means Old Ben Knievel

Unacceptable!

Honestly that's horrible!

Was this in 2025? They need to stop screening that movie for SAG. Or at least they need to stop making Gary Oldman go to all of them. There have been three already in 2026! I hear we'd get twice as many seasons of Slow Horses if he didn't have to keep doing these Darkest Hour talkbacks all the time.

I would never say this on a social network where anyone actually saw not posts but Noah Wylie should not beat Gary Oldman at anything

Remember last year when people were completely sure that the rapture was coming? Remember this year when people were completely sure another episode of Stranger Things was coming? What's uh... what's up?

When I was a kid, you couldn't say "butt" on tv. Now you can betray your country and its ideals as president on it!

The shithole country is the country you made a shithole along the way

Remember when the biggest problem in our country was Hamilton was too good?

Instead of Auld Lang Syne, sing Her Majesty. It's way better