Jakerp

did it go from 6 times to 7 times?

i think this guy likes mario

the third mario brother bario

a kirby air riders results screen where first place and 4th place have been switched. a notice in the middle reads: Tragically, CPU3 passed away during today's race. To honor them and their memory, they will be posthumously awarded the first place title. We understand this may upset the previously determined winner of the race. However, we feel it is important to treat all race participants with respect, and we have determined that this is the best way to show support to the deceased. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. Please refer to the Kirby Air Riders™ Health & Safety Guide for more information.

last night i had a dream where i was playing a race against cpus in kirby air riders and won, but there was a mechanic where one of the cpus could be randomly revealed to have died in the middle of the race and it would automatically give them first place

so ready for you to post this every day for the next ~3 months

one trick dynamo

rip wellstring????

i dont remember :(

dreamt that nintendo did another third kit drop and all of the kits were shown on social media

my personal favs are
-zap with tristrike and.. autobomb again??
-squeezer with the exact same kit as vpro and a higher costing crab
-ballpoint with suction tristrike 210p (not beakon)

this guy has one joke

this discourse happens literally every luti season so there should be a change?

yea ok

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Happy valentines day! Xi has something for you🩵❄️

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:(

are they allergic to anything 100+ minutes

what the actual hell

Hey definitely call your senators about this. Like seriously.

hung out with some ppl today

Mewgenics

bananza yea thats the true exception

every switch 2 game is stuck in 75-85 hell

41 actually

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

Suggested to +2 by @hewenlo.bsky.social again lets run it back
❤️&♻️ appreciated

i have much bloodlust

you already are tbh

Bad Internet Bills All of the bad internet bills. One website.

Hate to be that guy, but the US congress will try to repeal section 230 (ensures free speech on the internet) and pass KOSA (age check for the internet, anonymity gone)

The Splatoon community is made of teens and queers, this would destroy it.

Do your civil duty below ⬇️
www.badinternetbills.com

me???