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Chronically online programmer (full-stack / person most often flung at the weird new tech) and a historian with a PhD because that makes sense. All views my own and not my employer’s (or anyone else’s)

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Latest posts by clouddysfunction.bsky.social on Bluesky


A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy

16.02.2026 20:29 — 👍 20630    🔁 1497    💬 204    📌 61

I had to change my name again with my bank to get the system to process correctly. I used my PhD suffix as the change

10.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s as bad as Apple and the fact the email you used to make your Apple ID originally exists in perpetuity in their system and you have to be locked out of your Apple ID for like 48 hours to have it fixed.

10.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And like I’m a programmer. This is because some dipshit used the social security number as unique identifier and assumed first names never changed.

Jesus Christ.

10.02.2026 21:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So I had Cigna at one point back in my college years decades ago . My new employer, who has never had my deadname, uses Cigna. All good. Yay free to be quiet about being trans.

Now some Cigna system is emailing me under my dead name for every claim. It’s like nails on a chalkboard.

10.02.2026 21:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Slightly diminish a game

Country of Warcraft

11.01.2026 18:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I can’t bring myself to hit “like” for this post. I am so so sorry.

09.01.2026 22:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

more generations need to discover M*A*S*H

07.01.2026 01:12 — 👍 1957    🔁 673    💬 51    📌 82

We need a John Sheridan but got Chuck Schumer.

07.01.2026 01:59 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve looked at their curriculum and some videos and I’ve been curious but also wary after so many previous failures. But a plug in their favor helps.

05.01.2026 05:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

For voice training I have tried working with:

- An SLP
- a musically trained trans woman known for her YouTube lessons (Zheanna)
- An SLP / musically trained coach
- Yet another coach

This since before I started HRT (so over five years). All for no results. Any advice? I am desperate.

05.01.2026 05:25 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I’d had nearly a year of no misgenderings only to have someone misgender me on Christmas and then a phone call that started Ms. and ended with Mr. I’m incompetent at voice training and just like you ordered a woman from Temu.

05.01.2026 00:45 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I’d had nearly a year of no misgenderings only to have someone misgender me on Christmas and then a phone call that started Ms. and ended with Mr. I’m incompetent at voice training and just like you ordered a woman from Temu.

05.01.2026 00:45 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Like why am I trying? It’s pointless.

05.01.2026 00:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

To be trans is to work ten times as hard for a womanhood that will always be second best.

04.01.2026 23:45 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

It’s been nearly a year since I was misgendered in public. Today getting bowling shoes I just said my size was a 10.

“Men or women’s?”

Dammit.

25.12.2025 23:25 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The world is burning but I also can’t style my hair or work a curling iron and I am so done.

16.12.2025 13:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.

13.12.2025 17:49 — 👍 10771    🔁 2206    💬 170    📌 59
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I’m Comic Sans, Asshole Listen up. I know the shit you’ve been saying behind my back. You think I’m stupid. You think I’m immature. You think I’m a malformed, pathetic exc...

In honor of the State Department quashing Calibri because it is woke, I would like to make an argument in favor of an alternative via its best advocacy piece.

10.12.2025 12:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This worst part about this drivel is that he’s complaining about the uni admin’s minor concessions to demands to rename W&L to honor a non-traitor.

Like screaming about the tiniest concession.

06.12.2025 19:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The question is whether his excuses can cut it or not.

05.12.2025 22:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@profanity.accountant

30.11.2025 00:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The story of this week is that millions of Americans were told in 2024 their lives would be improved if trans people's lives were made worse and I'm glad they're finally waking up to the fact that was never true to begin with--but trans people's lives are still getting worse

06.11.2025 22:42 — 👍 530    🔁 127    💬 1    📌 2
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SCOTUS Rules Against Trans People's Passport Gender Markers In Shadow Docket Ruling The administration has previously indicated it could revoke some trans people's passports if it got this ruling.

1. In a major shadow docket ruling from the Supreme Court, the court has ruled against trans people's passports, giving a stay to the Trump administration.

The admin has previously indicated it intend to revoke some passports if it got this ruling.

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06.11.2025 21:28 — 👍 956    🔁 380    💬 39    📌 61

I have watched as so-called "compromise" positions on transgender people's rights have failed over and over--in statehouses, the Biden White House, and in liberal rhetoric. There is no middle ground acceptable to the politicians, activists, and billionaires obsessed with trans people and our lives.

01.11.2025 17:58 — 👍 2790    🔁 592    💬 33    📌 16

a trans girl in vermont was kicked off her swimming team and committed suicide and at the very same time, the discourse in d.c. today is about whether the democratic party should’ve abandoned her sooner in order to win votes

a day in an american life

27.10.2025 23:27 — 👍 3954    🔁 1138    💬 34    📌 40

I HAVE CHANGED THE SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS. PRAY I DO NOT CHANGE THEM ANY FURTHER

22.10.2025 16:54 — 👍 207    🔁 26    💬 1    📌 0

the media has made a huge deal about Neutrality and Not Editorializing and it all falls apart when you realize they are too afraid to publish a factual description of the video Trump posted

19.10.2025 17:05 — 👍 4508    🔁 1016    💬 29    📌 26

no matter how much we yell they'll never ban trump administration accounts, which are connected directly to some of the most provably hateful people

Link got banned and those accounts got verified

17.10.2025 23:32 — 👍 156    🔁 27    💬 3    📌 2

Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?

17.10.2025 23:20 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 4

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