Barbie Jeff Hardy

Sorry all I do here is bitch it’s cuz I know literally no one sees it lmao

Once again begging for more than four hours of sleep

Waking up, rolling over, and immediately having the sentence “can’t have food stamps because of woke” lodged in the front of my brain is just.

I’m so angry because I want you all to live. I am so angry because I want you all to live. I’m so angry because I want you all to live. I am so angry because I want you all to live. I’m so angry because I want you all to live. I am so angry because I want you all to live. I’m so angry because I want

Fuck me for potentially triggering an awkward spell of hypomania actually

(Largely because my partner bought this DISGOOSTENG Road Dogg for $3 last week. He was the final straw.)

A dirty Jakks Pacific wrestling figure from 1999

I wish I actually documented how disgusting this was however it’s 5am and I’d like to report that operation wash & revamp a bunch of loose, fucked up wrestling figures is happening after months of procrastinating

Ngl I think 90% of my reasoning for missing club work is that I felt like I had a social life because I was forced to be out lmao

"Check on your trans frie-" No. Give them money. Hire them. Buy them a video game.

Wrestling is very different these days regardless of promotion. WWE, AEW, TNA, GCW, Etc.
Hate has no place here tbh

Four hours of sleep, my beloved.

Penta time ❤️‍🔥🖤❤️‍🔥🤼

Incoherent Mario screaming noises SEEEEEEEEFFFFFFTHTHTH

Eeeeee love you too bb! 💖💜💖💜💖💜💖

Accidental circle of Hardy Boyz Christmas gifts the cycle of stupidity is complete we can now be free from this delayed fucking holiday

Also telling my thirty year old self that I’m soooo normal for buying six boxes of pasta at a time

My mom has at least nineteen boxes of pasta in her pantry right now & I need to go timetravel to tell my childhood self that we’ve absolutely made it

PAIN (Figure I’ve been waiting for for six months just got delivered as I’m leaving to go out of state)

House dinner & Eraserhead perhaps I am cured

fits my emptiness like a glove and now i'll never let go ;)

phantom cock drops at midnight 👽

Legitimately rolled over like excUSE ME, WHY 😹

“9am isn’t early” my brother in Christ it is rare that I’m awake before 11am

Hearing Seth Rollins’ entrance theme before 9am with no one to blame but myself

I have such colossal lost child energy that James left me alone at Target for an entire two minutes and a cop came to ask me if I was alright

(& These are in desperate need of new homes, in case you’re into that. Love a mini snowday crochet drop.)

A sunset orange/yellow/maroon crocheted beanie with a pom pom & a rainbow crocheted beanie without one.

A pastel & neon crocheted beanie with black accents & a black pom pom.

Whoops, my hand slipped. ☃️🧶🌈 (Several hundred times.)

Feel incredibly over dressed in a parka in 37 degree weather rn after whatever the fuck has been happening for the last two weeks

I was just thinking of making some and…UGH. Need.