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I was trying to rage-order a replacement in hopes they'd fixed this garbage design, but the upgrade coupon code wasn't working. Because the damn thing reset itself so now they think I don't have one. Argh. And even if I was to use my cell as a hotspot, the book I was reading was sideloaded.

TWICE IN ONE FUCKING DAY

the cards bouncing all over the place after winning solitaire

this must've been so annoying before computers

They keep fucking reinventing phrenology.

Whether my ID says M or F or X on it doesn’t in any way impact whether my photo looks like me or whether I’m old enough to buy beer or cannabis. There is absolutely no purpose in having it there.

This is why when folks were fighting to get an X gender marker on government ID, I went so hard on the idea that government ID ~shouldn’t have any gender on it at all~ It serves absolutely no purpose other than discrimination.

I'm listening to Tanith Lee's "Tales From the Flat Earth" series while I work lately, and MAN it is exactly the kind of florid, escapist, wacky, David-Bowie-In-Labyrinth-coded shit I need right now.

Deep down he knows he needs one following him.

He's got the family instinct to deny responsibility.

Crosstitch guide image reads “this machine kills fascists” with clipart images of an onion, a sub and a bottle of mustard

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

He's wrong, we know he's wrong, the details of exactly how aren't relevant.

All my TF2 homies already knew that a sandvitch is not an offensive weapon.

This isn't even the first time it's happened to me. Sorely tempted to build a custom case for the damned thing that carefully supports it in a way that prevents any button presses.

I wish whoever designed the nook for Barnes and Noble such that it can be accidentally factory reset by holding it wrong a very "go shove Lego up your urethra".

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's a quince. You need to get hold of a runcible spoon for that.

I'd start with "how dusty is the area around it and how much does it appear to have been sandblasted", but you're definitely not going to get a quick or accurate answer.

Biphobua is real (tried to sit in a chair and it immediately crumpled underneath me rather than accept my unorthodox sitting position)

Yeah. This is why the British for what Americans call a fanny pack is "bum bag".

Yet another clear cut use of Betteridge's Law.

THANK YOU! I WAS SURE I WASN'T ALONE IN BEING BOTHERED BY THAT!

it bugs me that he drives the regular munster-mobile in the video and not the namesake dragula like he of all people should know better

"We need the assholes who cause problems on purpose" is a really weird hill to die on.

You ever notice how many indie-darling and it-girl actresses suddenly had late stage career revivals after he got hit with that lawsuit and his power started waning?

Sean Young, Winona Ryder, Robin Wright, Jennifer Connelly, bunch of people suddenly reappeared

WELL IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME

"There remains no appetite whatsoever among Democratic voters for conciliation and bipartisanship. We tried that. It didn’t work. Now is the time for unbreakable political will and confidence and a nationwide back burn to save representative democracy in the United States."

The GOP starts to confront what Trump’s power grabs will mean when Democrats are in charge | CNN Politics For nine months, congressional Republicans have largely stood idly by as President Donald Trump has gone to great lengths to try to expand the power of the presidency, demolish norms and disregard law...

The quote from Vance in this absolutely needs to go in the "every accusation is a confession" files. www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/p...

It don't matter if you can smell the onions and mustard.

SANDWICHES ARE LEGAL EVERYONE

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Mr Measured just ran in here to tell me he saw a video that said all the little girls dressed as Rumi, Mira, and Zoey on Halloween last week sealed the honmoon so things can get better now so if you need me I’ll be sobbing in a corner 😭