Pretty Autistic

I can’t believe it took me this long, but Tracee Ellis Ross makes the list.
I honestly kind of forgot she’s a nepo baby, but now that I’ve been reminded, she’s jumps to the top of the list.

We’ll need humor and skin care advice after the revolution ends.

I can’t believe it took me this long, but Tracee Ellis Ross makes the list.
I honestly kind of forgot she’s a nepo baby, but now that I’ve been reminded, she’s jumps to the top of the list.

We’ll need humor and skin care advice after the revolution ends.

I have been a million people in my life, and I hold onto each one of them like they’re my most cherished part of me.

How long until we get the big SWAT mission simultaneously arresting the administration and announcing not just the evidence of the crimes from the Epstein Files but also the charges for election fraud??

Asking for a friend.

Apropos of nothing, did you know Adolph wanted to be an artist before he got in to politics??

If astrophysics says multiple timelines are occurring simultaneously and time is not linear, do you think there’s a timeline where Trump’s inner child could be healed by having his mom frame his artwork and his dad telling him he’s proud of it?

The way “Baa Baa Black Sheep” hits so much different as an adult is unsettling to me.

Especially when you start adding baby motions to adult understanding behind the words.

Orange background with the lyrics from the song “Jacob and Sons” from the 1991 London Recording of “Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat.” The lyrics read: Jacob was the founder of a whole new nation Thanks to the number of children he'd had He was also known as Israel, but most of the time His sons and his wives used to call him Dad! Jacob! Jacob and sons

Yo. Andrew Lloyd Weber, I see what you did there.

Cute way to gloss over the incest.
“What about the children?!?!”

See kids, history is fun when you add music to it!

Do you think the cast of Hamilton withdrew from performing at the Kennedy Center because of Lin’s grudge against Jefferson?

Because clearly Trump forgot that the US economy was developed by a Dominican Refugee. Basically a light-skinned brown man from a former slave port.

I aspire to be like a dandelion. To persist with such strength I flourish through concrete. And I as reach my last days, I too would like my spirit to get blown through the breeze.

I don’t think I’m ready to add my fourth selection yet, but I can add an honorable mention:

Josh Brolin.
He may be old enough to be my father, but he’s still so attractive. And for a Cali-born and bred nepo baby, he seems like a chill guy. Plus, he writes his own poetry!

Even worse, the people who voted for him don’t seem to care.

“An orphan’s psychological health is as important as their physical needs.”

I wonder if that’s true for humans as well? 🧐

Ok, what’s everyone’s favorite misunderstood autistic trait?

Mine is how people get offended if you correct them using the wrong word, but to me, I would rather be corrected to avoid making the same mistake again than have my ego spared.

I fully believe that the amount someone hates me is indirectly proportional to the capacity of love they could have for me if they would get over themselves. 😊

Ok! I’m finally ready to add another celebrity to my list of nepo-babies I’d save in the “eat the rich” revolution!

Sean Astin. He just comes across as so wholesome and as far as I know, I haven’t heard any problematic stories about him as a celebrity.
Samwise Gamgee gets to live!

… but then I go to open the door and it’s still locked. So now this little song and dance has become a habit where I, daily, try to open a locked door.

Am I alone in this? Is this an Aracelli Original?

…and let him run in while still wearing his boots. I always struggle to get his boots off because he’s a stubborn old man, and then can’t remember if I unlocked the door. Without fail, I trick myself into thinking I did unlock it bc I remember thinking of doing it …

Does anyone else form little off-habits based off of thoughts of how you want to do something?

For instance, when bringing my dog in from a walk I always think to unlock the door, but then decide instead to take off his boots so that I don’t accidentally open the door …

“I’ve traveled a million different timelines and I’d go out of my way to find you in every one.” 🥹

TM- Aracelli Gonzales.
Come holler at me for other A+ writing like this, Disney.

Did anyone else used to lie still on the ground to see if you could feel the earth moving??

And next I guess you’ll be telling me to “look at the big picture” when you know I’m not wearing my glasses!

Me, a self-proclaimed “artist”:

Excuse me?! You expect me to trust the process?! That b*tch who has literally never even introduced herself?!?!

“I think I hate her because she reminds me of me!”

😐

Unfortunately, that’s as deep as the conversation in front of me, but for 5 seconds, I STG the heavens opened and I was so ready to celebrate that epiphany! 🥲

are in various stages of their therapy eras. And I remember tiny wins.

For instance, after watching Encanto for the umpteenth time, I had a discussion with my mom where she confessed that she didn’t like the movie because she HATED Abuela.
And then she said 🧵

As the eldest, Mexican, late-diagnosed AuDHD, highly perceptive, daughter “afflicted with giftedness“ currently experiencing significant burnout; when I feel especially tempted to cut everyone off and run away I hold onto the tiny sliver of hope that a lot of the people I know 🧵

Adulthood is walking the thin line daily of what dreams to realistically give up on, and which dreams to continue to believe in.

For instance, I am of the age that I could no longer realistically play Evita or, my more coveted role, Peron’s mistress.
☯️ Balance.

And in a fun turn of irony, this particular teacher’s older daughter had a reputation in high school that would make a call-girl blush. (Including house party games including her friends’ boyfriends and different colored lipsticks.) 🙀