anjelica 🪱

Job ACQUIRED. It’s wildly disheartening how much of my self-worth hinges upon being employed and therefore a “productive” member of society. FIGHTIN THAT MINDSET IN 2024 LFG

went to see a harpist at a Presbyterian church last night but the real religious experience was this hot dog

may not have a job but at least I have screaming into the void, thanks bsky.app !

IF YOU"RE SO VERY ENTERTAINING WHY ARE YOU UNEMPLOYOYOED TONIGHT???? the job search is going great

we all know the song I Know It's Over by The Smiths right? right. so the lyrics are stuck in my head and I've applied them to myself. IF YOU'RE SO CLEVER WHY ARE YOU UNEMPLOOOOYED TONIGHT

"boy that health inspector sure does love his new hat! what a goof! but hey his inspection of health is impeccable!"

the silver lining is that it has led me to a genius concept for a sequel to Pixar's Ratatouille. It's the exact same thing except instead of a bumbling cook the rat controls a HEALTH INSPECTOR!!! a great twist.

so the grocery store near my house has been shut down by the health department which is very concerning since I eat things from there almost every day. the gossip according to reddit is that it is because of RATS 🐀

seeing 0 people dressed as Barbie but have seen at least 4 dressed as Shrek this year…. the people have chosen their idol

omg a fourth time but they’re playing it over itself

At a metal show and in between the sets the venue has played Ocean Man by Ween three times so far

Brave hero breaks window to save suction cup garfield left in hot car

Texts from my dad —
“Call me asap .”
“Nothing bad no rush”

do you know what asap means father

2009 era selfies are the best — not a smile to be seen, not even looking at the camera, I look like someone has hassled me by having the AUDACITY to take my pic, but it was me

omg photobucket emails me every day about losing access to my pictures like there’s precious artifacts in that account. It contains collages of Thom Yorke, pics from LiveJournal communities, and digital camera era selfies

Thinking about ludo

lol so this job is field canvassing, during orientation a coworker asked if our personal safety is at risk, our team lead goes “it’s Texas… so yeah”

first day of work! I got sassed by an Austin bus driver for the first time! I feel like a real resident now!

ahoy

Moved to Austin almost two weeks ago now and I think the cats approve

nm Jean Claude Dang what’s up with you

oops I forgot this existed

A cat sleeping in a window sill next to some cacti, with a flowering tree behind her

Finally settling into the new place after moving @pygmalism.bsky.social down to tx :)

today was my last day working at the shop that changed my life and I ugly cried on the floor after I locked up for about an hour, actual WAILING like MIDSOMMAR-crying I'm not exaggerating, god damn I love to FEEL

no but rly how do I make money off of this pet jingle database

NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL PET SOUNDS. Eat it Beach Boys

There should be some sort of compendium of all the silly little songs people make up for their pets